Screen Junkies » You don’t tag Chuck Norris http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Tue, 16 Dec 2014 01:54:36 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.3 ‘The Expendables 2′ Will Be PG-13 Because Chuck Norris Demanded It http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/the-expendables-2-will-be-pg-13-because-chuck-norris-demanded-it/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/the-expendables-2-will-be-pg-13-because-chuck-norris-demanded-it/#comments Thu, 19 Jan 2012 14:00:44 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=242933 He is difficult to say no to.

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When watching the copious amounts of exploding body parts in The Expendables my first thoughts were a) AWESOME, and b) Sylvester Stallone should direct Final Destination movies. But don’t count on seeing as many disgusting death scenes in the upcoming Simon West-directed sequel, The Expendables 2. The film is going to be rated PG-13. Thanks to Chuck Norris.

In all fairness, sources say that Norris implored that only vulgar language be cut from the film. Stallone has also done his best to ease worries, “Our final battle is one for the ages. The PG-13 rumour is true, but before your readers pass judgement, trust me when I say this film is LARGE in every way and delivers on every level. This movie touches on many emotions that we want to share with the broadest audience possible, BUT, fear not, this Barbeque of Grand scale Ass Bashing will not leave anyone hungry…”

After a pause, he followed that statement with, “No homo.”

Look, the original film showed a guy dying by essentially having his head kicked off. Let’s hope that the sequel at least matches the over-the-top violence of the first. Otherwise, what will they put the emphasis on? Plot?!? (AICN)

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Chuck Norris Turned 70 Today http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/chuck-norris-turned-70-today/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/chuck-norris-turned-70-today/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 The adage 'time waits for no man...' was kicked in the teeth and taught to be less impatient with the news that Chuck Norris is celebrating his 70th birthday today. That's right. Seventy years and nine months ago today, the bearded sperm that would form Chuck Norris round-housed into an ovum and conceived the toughest man this world will ever know. Ryan, Oklahoma remains a crater to this day.In honor of the sacred day, his family plans to throw him a "know party" because you can't surprise Chuck Norris. If he were to throw it himself, it would circle the Earth and land at his heels. Happy Birthday, Chuck!

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The adage ‘time waits for no man…’ was kicked in the teeth and taught to be less impatient with the news that Chuck Norris is celebrating his 70th birthday today. That’s right. Seventy years and nine months ago today, the bearded sperm that would form Chuck Norris round-housed into an ovum and conceived the toughest man this world will ever know. Ryan, Oklahoma remains a crater to this day.

In honor of the sacred day, his family plans to throw him a "know party" because you can’t surprise Chuck Norris. If he were to throw it himself, it would circle the Earth and land at his heels. Happy Birthday, Chuck!

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