Screen Junkies » xxx http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Sun, 14 Sep 2014 20:59:28 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 ‘Scream’ Porn Parody Gives New Meaning To Stabbing http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/scream-porn-parody-gives-new-meaning-to-stabbing/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/scream-porn-parody-gives-new-meaning-to-stabbing/#comments Thu, 10 Mar 2011 18:24:35 +0000 Dave Horwitz http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Video&p=200902 It's just like the original, but with hardcore sex!

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With any major hit TV show or movie lately, it’s only a matter of time before there’s a porn version. Seriously, you can set your clock to it. There’s even a “Curb Your EnthusiasmPorn parody, and having only seen the cover, I can tell you it’s pretty gruesome. I don’t know if there’s anything inherently sexy about “The Cosby Show” or “Star Trek,” but you can get hardcore tributes to both. Now, coming in April, Vivid Entertainment brings you Scream: A XXX Parody. It appears to be a pretty straight ahead send up of the original film, complete with similar deaths (and added penetration, of course).  The “film” was directed by Eli Cross, and stars Lily LaBeau, Zoe Voss, Sarah Shevon, Scarlett Fay, Jesse Andrews, Angelica Lane, Evan Stone, James Deen, Rocco Reed, Jack and Ron Jeremy.” It’s out on DVD April 15, 2011, so you can file your taxes on the last possible date and spend your refund money on porn in the same day. (Bloody Disgusting)

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XXX Parody Of ‘The King’s Speech’ Looks Shockingly Legit http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/xxx-parody-of-the-kings-speech-looks-shockingly-legit/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/xxx-parody-of-the-kings-speech-looks-shockingly-legit/#comments Tue, 08 Mar 2011 18:12:42 +0000 Dave Horwitz http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Video&p=102794 I smell Oscar! Wait, that's probably just a water based lubricant baking into someone's skin under hot lights.

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I smell Oscar! Wait, that’s probably just a water based lubricant baking into someone’s skin under hot lights. Either way, The King’s Piece, the pornographic version of this year’s best picture winner The King’s Speech, is every bit as stodgy and proper as the original. This is based solely on the trailer, as I’m sure the actual, hardcore sex is much less austere than the film it was based on. However, I will admit to being genuinely impressed by the British accents on display from the actors and actresses. They put mid-level sketch comedy groups and college theater departments to shame, and the sets look great too. Considering that the actual film was shot on a set previously inhabited by a gay porn film, it was only a matter of time before the cycle was complete, and porn film and Oscar winner blended together in a beautiful smoothie of high and (very) low art. The King’s Piece concerns a porn star who can’t get it up, as opposed to a public speaker who can’t not stutter (the parallels are astonishing), and thus needs therapy. Enjoy this safe for work trailer and believe in the human condition once again! (Film Drunk)

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Marvel Gets Kinky with ‘Iron Fist’ Movie http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/marvel-gets-kinky-with-iron-fist-movie/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/marvel-gets-kinky-with-iron-fist-movie/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Marvel Studios has given the green light to an adaptation of the "Iron Fist" comic series, and has hired Rich Wilkes to write the script, Deadline is reporting. Wilkes is best known for penning the script to XXX, which went on to make Vin Diesel a household name in households that like to talk about stupid crap. The move seems to indicate that Disney is following through on its promise to develop more obscure characters from the Marvel library. The Iron Fist character was created in the 1970s during the height of the martial arts film craze. And as you'd expect from the name, this character received his special powers by plunging his clenched hand into a foreign body. But unlike most fisters, the body belonged to a dragon, not a strung-out wannabe actress from Cincinnati.

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Marvel Studios has given the green light to an adaptation of the "Iron Fist" comic series, and has hired Rich Wilkes to write the script, Deadline is reporting. Wilkes is best known for penning the script to XXX, which went on to make Vin Diesel a household name in households that like to talk about stupid crap. The move seems to indicate that Disney is following through on its promise to develop more obscure characters from the Marvel library.

The Iron Fist character was created in the 1970s during the height of the martial arts film craze. And as you’d expect from the name, this character received his special powers by plunging his clenched hand into a foreign body. But unlike most fisters, the body belonged to a dragon, not a strung-out wannabe actress from Cincinnati.

 

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