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Channing Tatum Will Play ‘X-Men’s Gambit In A Franchise Spinoff From Marvel
Monday, November 3 by

I feel like I should be on Marvel’s PR payroll with how much news of theirs we report.

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Honest Trailer — X-Men: Days of Future Past
Tuesday, October 21 by

You’ve seen us tackle the X-Men Trilogy — now it’s time for us to take on the prequel-sequel that made the worst X-Men movie irrelevant and the worst Wolverine movie into a bad dream.

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Supercut: Professor X is a Wimp
Tuesday, September 30 by

The ’90s X-Men cartoon was one of the best things ever, but people always seem to forget one thing — Professor X was a total wuss.

"Dammit, Bryan. Stop doing that director-y thing with your hands and approve this budget."
Bryan Singer Officially Signs On To Direct ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’
Monday, September 22 by

I guess all press is good press.

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Forbes Declares Jennifer Lawrence ‘Most Powerful Actress’, But Not, You Know, Strength-Wise
Monday, June 30 by

I still think I could take her in an arm-wrestling contest.

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Man Walks On Ceiling Using Magneto-Inspired Boots
Wednesday, May 28 by

Floating wheelchair or GTFO.

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Honest Trailers – The X-Men Trilogy
Tuesday, May 20 by

“Days of Future Past” is almost here, featuring every X-Man ever. We decided to look back at the original X-Men trilogy, which spawned two great movies and one that should have been optic-blasted into oblivion.

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The Downside To Owning A Cat That Has Wolverine’s Powers
Tuesday, February 18 by

And you thought Hugh Jackman ate a lot of chicken.

It will eventually happen, and it will be as silly and nonsensical as this image.
Fox ISN’T Planning ‘X-Men’ Vs. ‘Fantastic Four’ Movie. RIGGGGGGHHHHHHT.
Friday, January 3 by

I wish they would just take the plot of ‘Reality Bites’, and remake it with superheroes.

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Every Wolverine Claw SNIKT! Supercut
Thursday, July 25 by

‘Nuff said.

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‘The Wolverine’ Gets Stabbed In The Butt In New Trailer
Tuesday, May 21 by

See how you like it.

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‘The Wolverine’ Travels To Japan To Stab Bad Guys
Thursday, March 28 by

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4 Movies About Telekinesis That Can Use The Force
Friday, August 3 by Joseph Gibson

Anyone who has ever been separated from a can of soda by a long hallway knows what it's like to wish for telekinesis. As if in response to this almost…

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Glenn Danzig Was Asked To Play Wolverine. Also: Awesome.
Friday, May 25 by

If you click this link, there’s an embedded video for Danzig’s “Mother.” I swear to God.

8 Movie Teachers Cooler Than Any Real Teacher
Friday, May 11 by John Coon

No professor can lay claim to leading as exciting of a life outside their classroom. Dr. Jones goes on one globetrotting adventure after another to recover historical artifacts, all while…

6 Handicapped Characters Who Were Actually Handicapable
Wednesday, April 11 by Joseph Gibson

The media is regrettably a little lacking in depictions of "handicapable" individuals. People who, despite a physical handicap, are able to get out there and get things done. There are…

5 Characters With Amnesia That Had Terrifying Pasts
Friday, March 23 by Joseph Gibson

As terrifying pasts go, Wolverine might just take the cake. He was born a mutant, which is difficult enough, but then the Canadian government got a hold of him and…

6 Canadian Characters From TV And Film Who Are Totally Awesome
Tuesday, March 20 by Stu Moody

Canadians get ragged on pretty regularly. Americans like to make jokes about hockey, and maple syrup, and a mutant form of football that exists in Canada. Despite this public pummeling,…

7 Classic Statue of Liberty Moments in Movies
Tuesday, February 7 by Joseph Gibson

Ah, Lady Liberty. She stands tall on Liberty Island, overlooking the New York City skyline. She's an iconic image, so it only makes sense that she's made a lot of…

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In Honor Of Double-Vagina-ed Hazel, Here Are Our 7 Favorite Film Mutants
Friday, January 20 by

A mutation is defined as a genetic change or abnormality that makes a person really gross.

The 3 Worst Brett Ratner Movies
Thursday, November 24 by Frost

Shut your brain off as you toss the three worst Brett Ratner movies, listed below, into your entertainment system and delve into the rough seas of cinema. Many producers, directors…

5 Shapeshifters in TV and Film
Thursday, November 24 by Joseph Gibson

Changing one's form is one of the all-time great dream superpowers. Who hasn't wanted to look like someone (or something) else? Similarly, who hasn't wanted to open up their chest…

5 Superheroes Who Were Still in Highschool
Sunday, November 20 by BWalter
MILF: Mutant I'd Like To (Fornicate With)
Fox Greenlights ‘X-Men: First Class’ Sequel (‘X-Men: Second Class’?)
Friday, November 4 by

We’d also accept X-Men: Double D

Show Off Your Super Powers with these X Men Characters
Tuesday, September 20 by Ed Mulero
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Monday, May 16 by

As if they weren’t mutant-y enough.

Movies With Heroes For Guys
Tuesday, April 26 by Sheldon Reid

Men of all ages can draw some testosterone-fueled inspiration from this list of movies with heroes for guys. Not every hero that appears in these movies is a good role…

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Old Mystique News, New Mystique News
Tuesday, April 19 by

Jennifer Lawrence appears in her first big summer blockbuster! Rebecca Romijn? She’s in a Tyler Perry movie.

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International ‘X-Men: First Class’ Posters Reflect Upon The Future
Monday, February 28 by

Once again, the internationals get all the best stuff. Their dorm rooms must look so much cooler than ours. In this case, it’s these really sweet X-Men: First Class posters.

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Wolverine Or Two Batmans?
Monday, February 7 by

Cannot be unseen.