Oh man. Poor Perseus. Not only does he have a whole bunch of new monsters to slay, but now he also has to get ready to face oblivion. Oblivion is…

How the hell did that happen?

If you like hate the “motion” aspect of “motion pictures,” you will be enamored with this post.

News today is that actors are willingly joining Wrath Of The Titans. Good ones too! What’s up with that?

Actor Sam Worthington has pulled a Shia LaBeouf by trashing his recent film, Clash of the Titans. But don’t worry! The upcoming sequel, Wrath of the Titans, won’t suck my tiny, three-inch cyclops.

I’m not the type of pretentious ass who combs the Internet looking for European movies in order to backhandedly mock American films. OK, today I am, but normally, I’m not. It’s just a slow, slow morning for news, and this trailer looks bad ass, so take a look.

I’m really bad at detecting sarcasm, so I’m not 100% sure that the script has really gone though ten drafts. But even an idiot can tell that Neeson’s comment about the quality of the story was facetious. Good one, Liam.

Warner Bros is aiming high for the sequel to Clash Of The Titans. But maybe they’re aiming a little too high.