Jesus, Woody. We get it. You're hapless. Let's move on.
The Mayor Of Rio De Janeiro Is Willing To Pay ‘Whatever It Takes’ To Get Woody Allen To Film There
Monday, August 19 by

It would be funny if the film turned out to be a documentary about crime and poverty.

Words on Paper: 6 Movies About Writers
Thursday, December 8 by Joseph Gibson

Movies about writers might serve as a good source of inspiration if you yourself want to take a seat behind the ol' typewriter. Or they might serve as a cautionary…

Badass Before Alfred: 4 Classic Michael Caine Roles Before Batman
Saturday, December 3 by Jason Cuthbert

Michael Caine has proven time and again that he can still carve his unigornable presence into the big big screen, even when beside amazing dramatic costars like Christian Bale, Clive…

Oh man. He just LOOKS annoying.
9 Actors Who Are More Annoying Than Woody Allen
Tuesday, November 22 by

If you like being reminded of annoying things, this list is for you.

Give her the chair. No, seriously. She's feeling faint.
10 Of The Oldest Criminals In Cinema History
Wednesday, November 2 by

They’re only afraid of breaking their hip.

Put Pen to Paper with these Famous Writers
Monday, October 3 by Mike Harris

While it’s usually actors and directors who get the credit for great movies, it is people like these famous writers who make movies possible. Their names may overshadowed by the…

Woody Allen Quotes
Wednesday, August 3 by Bo Vandy

When we took a look at Woody Allen quotes, the first thing we noticed was that the man had quite the library of fantastic sayings.  Allen has spent most of…

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Woody Allen Casts Eisenberg, Cruz, Gerwig, And Page For His Next Woody Allen Movie
Monday, June 20 by

He cast Roberto Benigni for the Rome production, in keeping with Italian law.

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Woody Allen Movies
Thursday, June 16 by

A guide to the films of Woody Allen.

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Weekend Box Office Report: Avast, Ye Mateys
Monday, May 23 by

Should have opened on Talk Like A Pirate Day.

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Carla Bruni
Monday, May 16 by

The first lady of France is trying her hand at acting — Woody Allen style — in Midnight in Paris.

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Cannes Review: Midnight In Paris
Wednesday, May 11 by

May be a love letter to Woody Allen’s favorite era and its greatest artists, but it’s superficial and dull.

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Woody Allen In: A Woody Allen Picture, Directed By Woody Allen
Monday, May 9 by

And it’s not called ‘The Wrong Picture’ anymore.

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Woody Allen Acquires The Talents Of The Understated Roberto Benigni
Thursday, May 5 by

The world’s most annoying man has hired the world’s second-most annoying man.

Best Comedy Movie Directors
Thursday, April 28 by Bo Vandy

When talking about the best comedy movie directors, plenty of people can draw a complete blank because unless you are a huge movie buff, the director isn't going to get…

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Page And Eisenberg To Talk Incessantly In Woody Allen’s Next Film
Wednesday, April 13 by

Woody Allen is going whole hog after the “people who love actors with annoying cadences” demographic with these two choices.

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Alec Baldwin Card Has Been Pulled For Another Woody Allen Film
Monday, April 11 by

For those saying Alec Baldwin is a bitter, jaded Hollywood monster: He still beams after one-night stands with models.

Funny Movie Quotes That Will Make You Laugh
Monday, April 11 by Chuck G.

If you enjoy watching comedies at the theater then you'll probably enjoy these funny movie quotes that will make you laugh. Comedy is subject however there are one-liners, phrases and…

Classic Funny Movies To Watch Before You Die
Monday, April 11 by Irving Oala

There are a number of classic funny movies to watch before you die. These films are important to see, not only if you love film and you love comedy, but…

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Casting Round-Up: Penelope Cruz, Thandie Newton, Jay Baruchel, And Maggie Grace
Wednesday, April 6 by

Woody Allen, Tyler Perry and David Cronenberg will direct them. In different projects, though I’d be curious to know what the six of them would accomplish together.

10 Best Jewish Hollywood Actors
Sunday, April 3 by Brenda Daverin

Listing the 10 best Jewish Hollywood actors is no easy feat. So many talented actors have been sons of Jewish mothers (and fathers) over the decades that the list could…

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‘Midnight In Paris’ Trailer: Now It’s Owen Wilson’s Turn To Imitate Woody Allen
Monday, March 28 by

It was either him or Vince Vaughn.

Adultery Movies
Wednesday, March 16 by Jacob Quinn

Adultery movies can fall into a lot of different categories. It’s actually very common for the theme of adultery to pop up as a motivating factor in many stories. Some…

10 Best Drama Movies 2005
Friday, February 18 by Amber Grey

We have compiled a list of 10 best drama movies of 2005. While most of a list is dominated by Oscar-nominated and Oscar-winning films that were released that year, there…

10 Best Comedy Romantic Movies
Monday, February 7 by Jessica Conner

Rather than cringe through another agonizing 120 minutes or longer of the stereotypically annoying chick flick, arm yourself with a list of the 10 best comedy romantic movies out there…

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Woody Allen’s Next Movie To Open Cannes, Stutter Nervously
Wednesday, February 2 by

BREAKING: Woody Allen has made another movie.

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Sony Pictures Classics Gets a Woody, Maybe a Spurlock
Tuesday, January 11 by

That strange, omnipresent force that compels Woody Allen to make movies has struck again, and the result has been picked up by Sony Pictures Classics.

Listen To Sir Anthony Hopkins Do His Woody Allen Impression
Friday, September 17 by

They don’t call him Academy Award winner Sir Anthony Hopkins for nothing. We know Sir Anthony transforms himself into any character on screen or stage, but he can do anybody in real life too. At the press junket for Woody Allen’s latest movie, You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger, the actor launched into a dead on Woody Allen impression. Hopkins starts describing the direction Allen gives after a take. About 12 seconds in, he miraculously goes from Sir Anthony to Woody Allen.
Check out the clip after the jump…

‘You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger’ Trailer Screams Woody Allen
Wednesday, July 21 by

Stroke or physical abuse?
Oh man, Woody Allen is really Woody Allening it up in the trailer for You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger. The film stars Naomi Watts, Josh Brolin, Anthony Hopkins, Freida Pinto, Antonio Banderas, Lucy Punch, and Gemma Jones all unhappily shuffling through life, falling in and out of love, as an omniscient narrator delivers the subtext.
It could be a sequel to Vicky Christina Barcelona with the unfortunate absence of Scarlett Johansson's pouty lips. Allen even managed to make Brolin a schlubby writer with self-esteem issues. Put down that hammer, Woody, you're breaking too much new ground!
You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger plops down into theaters September 22, 2010.
Check out the trailer after the jump…

YOU WILL MEET A TALL DARK STRANGER
Wednesday, July 21 by

Director: Woody Allen
Cast: Naomi Watts, Josh Brolin, Anthony Hopkins, Antonio Banderas, Freida Pinto, Lucy Punch, Gemma Jones
Synopsis: Unhappy people fall in and out of love in a Woody Allen fashion.
Release Date: September 22, 2010