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‘Star Trek 3′ May Feature William Shatner And Leonard Nimoy
Tuesday, September 23 by

Because no one goes to the movies to see young people.

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‘Star Trek Stabilized’ Makes The Enterprise Crew Look Mental
Monday, June 2 by

Whole lot of shaking not going on.

Mourn ya, till I join ya, TJ Hooker.
Priceline Is Going To Kill Off William Shatner
Friday, January 20 by

I always thought I would be the one to kill William Shatner.

It's William Shatner! And he's doin' stuff!
William Shatner And Carrie Fisher Embroiled In Star Trek/Star Wars Feud
Wednesday, November 30 by

Today in relevant news…

So long...
Thoughts On Leonard Nimoy’s Retirement
Monday, October 17 by

Leonard Nimoy: a.k.a. The “Straight” Spock…

Star Trek Quotes: From Kirk to Picard
Sunday, September 18 by Ed Mulero

"Star Trek" quotes showcase the many memorable moments from the classic science fiction show from the mind of Gene Roddenberry. The TV show pushed the ideals and hopes of a…

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William Shatner Gets The Straight Dope In ‘The Captains’ Documentary
Friday, July 1 by

He’s like the Michael Moore of nerdy stuff.

Top 10 Sitcoms 2010
Wednesday, February 9 by Shawn Lealos

The top 10 sitcoms of 2010 feature some of the best comedic talent in Hollywood, plying their trade in the 30-minute sitcom world. Oscar winners, Emmy winners and cult figures…

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Tila Tequila To Class Up ‘$#*! My Dad Says’
Tuesday, January 25 by

Bust out your jars of Mentholatum ’cause I’m about to shorten your breath. Everyone’s favorite Tila Tequila, Tila Tequila, will be appearing on this week’s episode of “$#*! My Dad Says.”

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Links Away: TJ Hooker vs. ‘Shit My Dad Says’ Shatner
Wednesday, November 17 by

A side-by-side comparison of hood slides by two television characters portrayed by William Shatner. 28 years later and he’s still got the moves.

Interview: ‘$#*! My Dad Says’ Cast
Tuesday, September 21 by

Last week I had the opportunity to visit the set and interview the cast of CBS’s upcoming sitcom “$#*! My Dad Says.” That title can mean either “Shit My Dad…

Someone Please Cut This Guy Off
Tuesday, June 22 by

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‘Star Trek’ + Ke$ha
Monday, June 21 by

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PTC Wants to Shut Up ‘$#*! My Dad Says’
Thursday, May 20 by

The Parents Television Council has their panties in a bunch again, and this time the issue is over a word that isn't even a word. The new CBS comedy "$#*! My Dad Says" uses symbols to spell out the word "shit" and when spoken the naughtiness will be bleeped, but the PTC doesn't even want brains to get all filthy with interpretations.“CBS intentionally chose to insert an expletive into the actual name of a show, and, despite its claim that the word will be bleeped, it is just CBS’ latest demonstration of its contempt for families and the public.  There are an infinite number of alternatives that CBS could have chosen but its desire to shock and offend is crystal clear in this decision,” said PTC President Tim Winter. "The title of this show is the opposite of fleeting (profanity) – it is bold, shameless, and in-your-face. It really is quite unreal how contemptious CBS is of families and the public. In fact, just this afternoon they released a new logo that's offensive to both parents and children alike.Not cool, The Eye. Not cool. (Deadline)

CBS Picks Up ‘Bleep My Dad Says’
Monday, May 17 by

CBS has officially picked up the sitcom based on the Twitter phenomenon Shit My Dad Says, assigning it the current (tentative?) title of "Bleep My Dad Says." We here at Screen Junkies would like to offer a massive congratulations to former SJ Managing Editor Patrick Schumacker and former Holy Taco Managing Editor Justin Halpern, co-creators of the show along with "Will & Grace" creators Max Mutchnik and David Kohan.William Shatner stars in the lead role as Ed the dad who says all the bleep (shit). The part of the Henry the son is played by Ryan Devlin in the pilot, but CBS has decided to recast the role. There's no word yet which actor in town has big enough balls to spar with Shatner. If you have a commanding presence please mail your headshot to the Warner Bros. water tower. Mark it Attention: Animaniacs. They'll get back to you ASAP. (Deadline)

William Shatner is Dad in ‘Shit My Dad Says’
Friday, February 19 by

Sh*t My Dad Says is officially going to pilot at CBS with William Shatner in place as the crosspatch dad. The addition of the star/inexplicable-mountain climber with his complete awesomeness forced CBS to greenlight the multi-camera comedy.Written by Justin Halpern and former Screen Junkies editor Patrick Schumacker, the show tells the story of a young man who returns to the nest and the profane advice of his father. Shatner is a perfect fit. Just imagine him saying, "Don't mess with him…Trust me, you don't f*ck with a man that sleeps next to a woman he never screws. They're unpredictable." Actually, you could tell me that originally came from Shatner's Twitter and I would believe you.

Captain Kirk is Climbing That Mountain
Tuesday, January 5 by

William Shatner offers an evocative and erotic description as to why Captain James T. Kirk wants to climb a mountain, all backed by a catchy beat. As an actor, Shatner delves into the psyche of his character, and apparently he has discovered that Kirk likes to f*ck gigantic rock formations. It's probably all a metaphor or something. Check out Shatner's process below.