No.

Will Forte, while doing press for That’s My Boy, has said, “I don’t think anybody in their right mind would give us any money for it.” Which is pretty damning considering he should be the most optimistic person of all, being Mr. MacGruber and everything.

That’s a shame, because MacGruber was pretty damn funny and weird, and we have to hear this bleak outlook while he’s doing press for another phoned-in Adam Sandler project which did manage to get made as some studio exec shrugged and just mumbled, “I dunno. Adam Sandler?”

The film boasts Jason Sudeikis, Will Forte, Lucy Punch, Leslie Bibb, Lindsay Sloane, Tyler Labine, Lake Bell and Nick Kroll as its principals. And while I can’t say I’m eager to see all of them naked, it’s a pretty crack squad of comedic actors, so let’s bust out the KY and just ask questions later.

A Good Old Fashioned Orgy opens September 2nd.

No stranger to animated voice work, Forte joins Fox’s Jonah Hill created comedy “Allen Gregory.” The series revolves around a brilliant child (Hill) who’s going to school with regular, non-brilliant children for the first time. Oh my. Forte will pick up a bunch of smaller roles. Hopefully one of those roles will be the part of teenage Abraham Lincoln, and the show will become about teenage Abraham Lincoln, eventually morphing into the second season of “Clone High.”

Forte will also star in the indie film Run and Jump alongside Maxine Peake and Brian F. O’Byrne. The drama, helmed by Steph Green, which I thought was “Seth Green” for a minute and was like, “what…?,” is set to film in Ireland this May. Hopefully, they’ll appreciate a good ghost sex joke between takes. (Collider)

Something crazy is happening. Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim are really shooting a movie, and it will really have a cast that includes Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, Jeff Goldblum, Will Forte, Robert Loggia and Zach Galifianakis. They’ve all signed on. Oh, but that Harrison Ford rumor was just that, so n Indiana Jones / Spagett cross-over.

When I heard the news that Tim And Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie was happening, I half-assumed it was a joke, like their infamous promotional campaign for Shrek The Third. However, it looks like the stars of Adult Swim‘s “Tim & Eric Awesome Show” are planning on taking over the big screen… but what will they do to it, exactly?

The sketch show was anti-comedy at its most purposefully, elegantly grating, and also was dolled out in 11 minute episodes. As much as I loved the title and posters for Aqua Teen Hunger Force Comma Movie Film For Theaters, I fell asleep half-way through. Of course, I wasn’t stoned, which I was later told was the problem.

Still, the thought of Beaver Boys and James Quall on the big screen is as exciting as finding my Chippy. Below is the plot, or the thing that will semi-resemble plot. (TheWrap)

The movie is about the comedians’ characters, Tim and Eric, who, Wareheim said, “literally get a billion dollars to make a movie, and we make it, and things go awry, and Tim and I just decide to get out of Hollywood and become businessmen in an abandoned mall.

Heidecker interrupted: “Semi-abandoned mall,” he said. “About 10 percent occupancy.”

There’s a rumor out there that the duo are going to begin work on Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie. Additionally, it’s rumored they will bring John C. Reilly (who just turned in a hilarious performance in Cedar Rapids), Zach Galifianakis, Bob Odenkirk, Harrison Ford, and Will Forte along for the ride. A Will Ferrell appearance shouldn’t be ruled out either as he and Adam McKay will serve as producers on the proposed film.

Not sure if the film would follow a straight narrative form or be broken up into small, loud bits but I’m up for seeing either. And I’ll be sure to wear my Poop Tube so I don’t miss a frame. (via /Film)

The story centers around “a close group of 30-somethings who spend every summer weekend throwing elaborate theme parties at their friend Eric’s (Sudeikis) family home in the Hamptons. When Eric’s dad decides to sell off their summer playground, the friends agree there is only one way to have the biggest and brashest send off party a good old fashioned orgy.”

Sounds like fun but there had better be ice-cream cake. (THR)

Sorry all you Fart Face fans, but the man behind the character you love so dearly is packing his fart face up and traveling on. Will Forte will not return to "Saturday Night Live" for the show’s 36th season. Neither NBC nor Forte’s people would offer a P.C. response as to why, but apparently the split is "amicable," like they always are according to lawyers.

The actor is now free to pursue other projects that aren’t on Saturday night or live. The question is, can he remain relevant in movies for long if he’s not continuely exposed to fans on "SNL"? MacGruber didn’t do him any favors. I think Forte’s a funny guy and all, but he’s not exactly a household name like Will Ferrell was when he decided to jump Lorne Michael’s ship. Unless your household is particularly fond of twisted, weird-ass sketches. In which case, your family should have dinner together more often. (Movieline)

Bad news for MacGruber and Co. Despite a relentless Internet marketing campaign and surprisingly positive reviews (relatively speaking), the film has completely tanked at the box office.

The Village Voice is reporting that the SNL spin off pulled in a paltry $4.1 million over the weekend, included a disastrous $1.5 million from its opening night. Even with a budget of only $10 million, the results are disappointing. And the worst part of it all is that MacGruber‘s failure has basically killed any chance of me selling my Goat Boy spec script. Screw you, Will Forte! You’ve crushed my dreams, yet again! (Box Office Mojo)

BREAKING NEWS: Somebody stole Will Forte‘s ass celery.

I caught up with Forte and director Jorma Taccone earlier this week after a viewing of MacGruber‘s hilariously over-the-top big-screen outing. One scene from the movie that has people talking is when MacGruber "improvises" his way out of a tight jam with a discarded celery stalk. I asked the filmmakers how dancing around nude with celery in one’s butt effects the vibe with the teamsters on set (it earns you more respect, according to Taccone), and Forte told me about an overzealous fan eager to own a piece of film history.

"There was actually a celery thief! There was some guy who somehow liberated a piece of celery. Somebody told me that some guy who was affiliated with the railyard [where the scene was filmed] had come and taken one of the pieces of celery."

Well, I don’t really know what to say to that, except they’re better off it’s someone from the location than someone from Craft Services.

Another red-band trailer for MacGruber has arrived online for you kids to enjoy. Though this peek lacks boobs and butts, it does manage to explode in your face with potty mouth and murder. And if the thought of that arouses you in anyway, you and I have very different definitions of "potty mouth."

All in all, I’m getting really excited to see this movie. It’s a far better love letter to ‘80′s action than The A-Team seems to be. Between all the looks we’ve been given at the racier materials, I expect to laugh long and hard. Just like that time that old guy fell off his bike while I was driving by. Hahahaha. So old.

What’s the deal with celery? After the jump.

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MacGyver creator Lee Zlotoff is not happy with SNL‘s big-screen parody of his guy-with-a-mullet-displaying-ingenuity-with-everyday-household-items-in-order-to-get-out-of-life-threatening-scrapes-at-the-last-second action series. Hollywood Reporter reports Hollywoodily, that he is preparing legal action against Relativity Media to block the April 23rd release of the butt and boob filled MacGruber. Some say that parody falls within the realm of fair use while Zlotoff feels like there is a big difference between a short sketch and a 90-minute film, especially while he is developing MacGyver for the big screen himself.

Seems like an uphill battle, if only because nobody besides Lee Zlotoff wants to see a MacGyver movie. As he prepares his case, I hope he refers to 1991′s controversial Top Gun v. Hot Shots! If you’ll remember, the case was dismissed when a confused Lloyd Bridges shuffled around the courtroom while farting a melody eerily similar to "Who Let the Dogs Out." But it was the crap he took in the corner that angered the judge the most. (THR)

The one thing about MacGruber, there’s a whole lotta hotties with bodies on set. Don’t believe me? Check out this behind the scenes footage narrated by the film’s director Jorma Taccone. He’s quick to point out all the dirty tail struttin’ around the premises. Some people give it up so easily. No self-respect. (TVSquad)

Today we have a first look at MacGruber, courtesy of this red-band trailer. Will Forte displays a swagger that is as equal parts Richard Dean Anderson as it is David Hasselhoff. Looks like a fun movie. It’s filled with danger, intrigue, explosions, and Upper-Deckers. Just like one of Michael Bay’s house parties.

On a sidenote, did Val Kilmer hire Steven Seagal‘s stylist and Kirstie Alley’s trainer? Rumor is that they needed the jaws of life to get him out of his trailer every morning.

Check out the age-restricted red band trailer at here.

MacGruber stunt-rolls in to theaters April 23rd, 2010.

Cast: Will Forte, Bill Hader, Val Kilmer, Kristen Wiig

Synopsis: A comedy based on Will Forte‘s bumbling secret agent whose lack of skill and abundance of personal problems serve as a detriment to him — and those around him.

Release Date: April 23, 2010