Screen Junkies » whoopi goldberg http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Fri, 19 Sep 2014 21:04:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Here’s Whoopi Goldberg Farting http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/heres-whoopi-goldberg-farting/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/heres-whoopi-goldberg-farting/#comments Fri, 16 Dec 2011 19:12:03 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=239987 The fact that Whoopi doesn’t deny it or play it off is the real crime here. She’s a lady (sort of)! She should be all, “these¬†corduroy pants make the darndest...

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The fact that Whoopi doesn’t deny it or play it off is the real crime here. She’s a lady (sort of)! She should be all, “these¬†corduroy pants make the darndest noise when I shift my weight to and fro!” While I don’t enjoy this by any means, I expect more women on The View to fart. Like, one an hour, at least.

But she doesn’t. I can’t say for certain how she responds to her own fart because I refuse to watch the video a second time, but she owns up to it and tries to move on. Which is the least classy thing you can ever do. Ever. Here’s a ranking of how much I would like to see The View women fart:

1: Barbara Walters (don’t get me wrong, I’m not looking forward to it or anything, but this is the most excusable.)

2. Elisabeth Hasselbeck (hot girls can get away with a little more)

3. Sherri Shepherd (I don’t know who this is, but she can’t be as bad as…)

4. Tie Whoopi Goldberg/Joy Behar (just disgusting)

I’m sorry we ruined your holidays.

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