Kristen Bell is almost thirty years-old and could still pass for a teenager. I don’t know what kind of salves, or balms, or lotions she’s rubbing on her skin, but I would gladly apply it for her. If she can tolerate Russell Brand, surely I won’t be a problem. 

A word from Kristen: "I have the mouth of a sailor."

And the face of an angel. I mean…your body is f*ckin’ slammin’! Could you understand that better, little Miss. Potty Mouth?

Sailors and seamen alike can salute more pics after the jump.