Kiss your shoes goodbye, girls.
What Not To Expect: 8 Actresses Ruined By Pregnancy
Friday, May 18 by

They got more than they were expecting.

If you think this scene isn't soundtracked by an ironically hard-core rap song, you're a fool. A damn fool.
The ‘What To Expect When You’re Expecting’ Trailer Might Not Be Targeted Towards Men
Friday, December 9 by

I feel like I just gave birth by watching this trailer.

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Elizabeth Banks To Destroy Her Body In ‘What To Expect When You’re Expecting’
Monday, July 11 by

She’ll play the proud proprietor of The Breast Choice.

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Casting Round Up: Rachel Bilson, J.B. Smoove, And The Guy That Played Xerxes in ’300′
Wednesday, July 6 by

‘What to Expect…’ takes another poor soul, while J.B. and Rachel bring the funny to a couple actual comedies.

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You Can Expect To See Chris Rock & Brooklyn Decker In ‘What To Expect When You’re Expecting’
Friday, July 1 by

You should also expect to see Anna Kendrick’s boobs get bigger.

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Cameron Diaz Cheapens Herself With Ensemble Pregnancy Rom-Com
Thursday, May 5 by

The fact that Cameron Diaz is in this film is actually more disturbing than childbirth itself.

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Kirk Jones Carries Pregnancy Movie To Term
Wednesday, March 23 by

A movie about 5 pregnant couples has just found a director. I can’t wait to play count-the-dude’s-drinking-breast-milk-jokes.