Matt Katrosar, a huge Packers fan, flew into Chicago to see the game. He was wearing his green jersey in the stands and didn’t realize he was sitting in front of Wes Anderson‘s BFF. Matt was celebrating a good play for Green Bay, shouting and laughing, when all of a sudden:

“…he was blatantly shoved from behind. Turning to catch a glimpse of his assailant, he discovered his pusher was none other than Bill Murray, a huge Chicago Bears fan, who was unapologetically enjoying the moment. Matt’s friend managed to capture a photo of Murray in mid-celebration [it's on the left], laughing at the rival fans. Naturally, Matt wanted a picture with the legendary actor.

Murray’s response to his request? “Nitschke is a pussy.”

Bill Murray is a bartender, an angry football fan and shooting new movies? There are so many odd stories about Murray popping up somewhere randomly, it’s led me to believe that he’s like Andy Warhol – he’s hired multiple people to pretend to be him, and spread the cool like an army of awesome. That’s an army I will join immediately. An army called Stripes: The Army. (Filmdrunk and BlackbookMag)

Okay, stop me if you’ve heard this one: A man walks into a bar called Mullets in a town called Homer Glen. He goes to take a piss and sees two pictures of Mario Lopez as A. C. Slater from Saved By The Bell on the wall above the urinals. As we all know, Mario was sporting a totally tubular mullet in the 90s. The man flips out, gets completely enraged — he tore the framed pictures from the wall and smashes them on the ground. So the owner asks the guy, “why’d you destroy those pictures of A. C. Slater” and the man says, he says…

“I just don’t like Slater.”

So the owner has him arrested! And that man was Dustin Diamond.* The End. You couldn’t see it, but I just took a bow at my computer.

I have a sneaking suspicion there’s more to this story than what’s been reported, but I guess we have to chalk this up as another case of Slatercide. (EW)

* We assume.

Forty-seven years ago today, Emilio Estevez was brought into this world, and its destiny was changed for the better.  In your honor, Screenjunkies is digitally hanging this lovely Young Guns painting on our walls forever, or until the future predicted in Freejack becomes a reality and we can replace it with a hologram of Mick Jagger (image courtesy of artist and calligrapher Terri Alsobrook).

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