We don't have zebras, but what we do have is a rapist being beaten to within an inch of his life.
Cameron Crowe Should Have Made ‘We Bought A Jail’
Tuesday, January 24 by

If you ever wondered how Matt Damon would fare in jail…better than you might have guessed.

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‘We Bought a Zoo’ Actress Scarlett Johansson
Wednesday, December 21 by

Spoiler alert: She didn’t buy the zoo.

"Hee hee. Those hyenas are doing it."
Spoiler Alert: Matt Damon Buys A Zoo In The ‘We Bought A Zoo’ Trailer
Thursday, September 15 by

Matt Damon says, “F*&k it. Let’s buy this zoo.”

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Cameron Crowe Tweets ‘We Bought A Zoo’ Pics #SadFamiliesAndLions
Tuesday, May 3 by

Director Crowe tweeted these set photos from his new movie, ‘We Bought A Zoo’. How come Matt Damon can buy a zoo and I can’t?

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First Oversaturated Look At ‘Rise Of The Apes’s’ Caesar, ‘The Sitter’, ‘Now’, And More!!
Wednesday, March 30 by

If these blurry pics don’t get you excited for 20th Century Fox’s upcoming slate, nothing will. Except the trailers. And official images.

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Cameron Crowe To Inflict Pearl Jam Doc On The World
Tuesday, January 18 by

It’s 2011, and as Eddie Vedder prophesied lo these many years ago, this year marks the 20th anniversary of Pearl Jam. The movie is called Pearl Jam Twenty, and much like the band, the project is shrouded in mystery.

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John Michael Higgins Locked In ‘Zoo’ With Matt Damon
Monday, January 10 by

Another name (John Michael Higgins)has been added to the all-star cast of We Bought a Zoo, a movie in which a family, after losing their mother, buys a zoo and relocates.

Matt Damon in Talks to Run Cameron Crowe’s Zoo
Thursday, June 24 by

Matt Damon is talks to star in director Cameron Crowe's (Almost Famous, Jerry Maguire) adaptation of the memoir We Bought a Zoo. Tell us what it's all about, Variety: "Zoo revolves around a widowed father who buys a dilapidated zoo in hopes of making a fresh start. He and his children, along with a small but loyal staff, work to get the zoo reopened."Crowe's last directorial effort was Elizabethtown (faaaaaaart), so everyone's looking for another win from the coming-of-age master of Singles, Say Anything, and Almost Famous. Maybe Crowe should consider Tom Cruise for the part instead of Damon. He pulled a terrific performance out of him in Jerry Maguire, and Lord knows Cruise could use a career boost at the moment. I could totally see him running a zoo. A zoo full of little, angry Tom Cruises that cage walls and insist you keep up the facade that you're his loving and devoted wife.

Happy Birthday Jesus: I Got You a Muppet Movie (Christmas 2011)
Wednesday, June 9 by

When it comes to gifts, what do you get the man who has everything? The answer: a new Muppet movie!Disney has announced the latest installment from Kermit and the gang will hit theaters on Christmas Day, 2011, just in time for the Christ child's birthday.Writen by Jason Segel and directed by "Flight of the Conchords" co-creator James Bobin, the project is aimed at introducing the Muppets to a whole new generation of fans.According to Variety, the film will be up against Steven Spielberg's Adventures of Tintin and Cameron Crowe's We Bought a Zoo, both of which can kiss my ass. It's Muppet time, bitches! Wakka Wakka Wakka!