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New ‘Green Lantern’ Posters: Alien Freaks Striking Poses
Wednesday, April 27 by

The universe is gonna be saved by Ryan Reynolds, Forehead Man, Ugly Dog Face Man, and Chicken Fish: The Superhero.

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Warner Bros Dumps Cash Onto Dan Fogelman And Soon Tom Cruise
Friday, April 22 by

Screenwriter Fogelman got Cruise attached to his untitled new movie pitch and sold it for millions. I guess Scientology powers are real.

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Say Hello To Green Lantern’s Little Friend In Newly Released Stills
Wednesday, April 20 by

Hal Jordan is imagi-ring-ing a machine gun slash acceptable nightlight.

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Bryan Cranston Stars In Another, Non-Nolan ‘Batman’ Movie
Wednesday, April 20 by

The upcoming, animated ‘Batman: Year One’ has a cast. Here’s who will get paid a bundle for a few hours in a voice record booth…

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Legal Battle Over Superman Very Confusing
Wednesday, April 13 by

This can only be the work of Lex Luthor. Or whoever it is running Warner Bros.

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‘Green Lantern’ Hits New Low (Voice) With Michael Clarke Duncan?
Tuesday, April 12 by

Michael Clarke Duncan took the green mile all the way to Green Lantern planet in his green machine. I assume he has a green machine.

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Zach Galifianakis Peace-Outties On ‘R.I.P.D.’
Friday, April 8 by

His work with Ted Danson comes first.

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Warners ‘Wild Guns’ Pits Cowboys Vs. Magic
Monday, April 4 by

I’d also like to see cowboys fight mummies. Here’s hoping they can work that in here.

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Warners Didn’t Like ‘The Green Lantern’ Trailer Either
Wednesday, March 30 by

Don’t worry. We’re going to see a revised marketing onslaught soon enough.

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Get Your Hopes Up For ‘Justice League’ In 2013
Monday, March 28 by

Guys, a Justice League movie is definitely happening. Or rather, the opposite of that?

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‘Rock Of Ages’ And ‘Jack The Giant Killer’ To Rock ‘N’ Kill June 2012
Wednesday, March 23 by

No, these movies are not just gonna sit on an executive’s shelf as multi-million dollar dust catchers. They’re coming to theaters.

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‘Akira’ Casting Shortlist: Pattinson, Garfield, No One Asian
Monday, March 21 by

Andrew Garfield, James McAvoy and Robert Pattinson are all up for the lead role of Tetsuo. If the audition requires shirtlessness, Pattinson’s got the experience edge.

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Gordon-Levitt To Play Some Kind Of Guy In ‘Dark Knight Rises’
Friday, March 18 by

Today we got word that Gordon-Levitt has signed the Bat Contract with Warner Bros. and will enter Gotham city limits. Juno Temple might join him.

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Kevin Costner Is Superman’s Superdad
Thursday, March 17 by

If you build a ‘Superman’ reboot, Kevin Costner will come. Specifically, he’ll come on board as Clark Kent’s dad for Zack Snyder’s ‘Superman: Man of Steel’.

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‘Jackass’ Director Jeff Tremaine Thinks Jocks Need Vengeance, Too
Tuesday, March 15 by

Science tells us that the immense popularity of ‘Revenge of the Nerds’ was bound to inspire a film called ‘Revenge of the Jocks’ sooner or later.

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Richard Linklater Wants That Big Cartoon Fish Movie Remake Money
Tuesday, March 15 by

What would get primarily indie filmmaker Richard Linkletter to helm a big budget remake of ‘The Incredible Mr. Limpet’? I’m guessing millions of dollars in worms.

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‘Wrath Of The Titans’ To Face Monstrous New Teen Girl Franchise
Monday, March 14 by

The Kraken was nothing compared to tween girls desperately in need of a new ‘Twilight’. Even so, Warner Bros is acting bravely, pitting their ‘Titans’ against ‘Hunger Games’.

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‘Sucker Punch’ Stills Feature Guns, Boobs And Jon Hamm
Monday, March 14 by

A movie with this much boob and gun can’t be bad, right? Can it? Maybe mix a little Jon Hamm (“Mad Men”) in there for credibility, just in case.

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Congratulations Nerds, ‘RASL’ Being Set Up For Film Deal
Friday, March 11 by

Lionel Wigram, the man responsible for turning Sherlock Holmes into a bare knuckle brawler, has a new project he’d like to bring to the screen.

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THE NERVE! Warner Bros Expects Daniel Radcliffe To Promote Final ‘Potter’ Film
Wednesday, March 2 by

Daniel Radcliffe isn’t out of the Forbidden Forest just yet.

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Pass The Salt: Guy Ritchie Rumored For ‘Cannonball Run’ Remake
Friday, February 11 by

Keeping in the spirit of remaking everything just because, there’s a rumor going around that Guy Ritchie is eager to remake Cannonball Run.

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Ryan Gosling Is Ready To Be An Action Star
Thursday, February 10 by

Having had enough with the craft services available on independent film sets, Ryan Gosling would like to move onto projects with better food like ‘Logan’s Run’.

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Stephen King Has Some Ideas For ‘The Stand’ Remake, Loves Cole Slaw
Friday, February 4 by

Stephen King has worked hard to earn his status as a best-selling author and Maine’s creepiest man. That’s why producers of the upcoming remake of his end of days epic The Stand should listen to his advice.

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‘Fletch’ To Be Re-Imagined, Because Everyone Loves Re-Imaginings
Tuesday, February 1 by

I guess people like NBC’s ‘Community’ so much, they want to see one of Chevy Chase’s best movies remade, but not starring him?

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Stephen King’s ‘The Stand’ Coming To Theaters, Unless It Gets The Superflu
Monday, January 31 by

Executives at Warner Bros. and CBS Films have been beckoned by Mother Abagail to make a movie version of ‘The Stand.’

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Beyonce To Shake It For Clint Eastwood In ‘A Star Is Born’
Thursday, January 20 by

A fourth film version of A Star Is Born has been announced, and the players involved run from the obvious to the totally, mind-blowingly surprising.

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Director Watch: Gareth Edwards Lands ‘Godzilla’, McG Lands ‘Ouija’
Wednesday, January 5 by

Good news for people who love terrifying monsters: McG is back. Oh, and so is Monsters director Gareth Edwards.

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‘Space Jam’ Website Still Going Strong
Wednesday, December 29 by

One of two things has occurred. Either the Internet has managed to open up a wormhole that allows users to view websites in the year 1996, or Warner Bros. has paid to operate and maintain the official Space Jam website for nearly 15 years.

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Mangold Takes Aim At Modern Day Western
Friday, December 17 by

The West ain’t as wild as it used to be, but all it takes is a couple of guns, a few pretty girls, and a heavy dose of hell bent vendetta to change all that.

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Russell Brand Wants to ‘RentaGhost’
Thursday, December 9 by

This is Brand’s second high-profile remake, with Arthur set to hit theaters next year. This gives me hope for a remake of “The Young Ones” with Brand playing the role of Rick Pratt.