Walmart invades Smallville.

Pretty good idea to rush this into production.

Del Toro gets dicked over again.

No sale, Opie.

There is no information about the new location in which the filmmakers will now have the gangsters violently murdered.

And it condones hitchhiking.

Looks like ‘Justice League’ is something we need to worry about again.

They make a cute couple.

Duh.

File this under WTF?

Ready the Bullet Time camera!!

I hate to be the one to have to pass this news on to you.

But will he be a big-city lawyer? The answer is “yes.”

Remember Ryan Reynolds? He’s still alive!

He must really love Shark Week.

It’s like ‘Sin City’, if the characters were all adorable and fun.

Warner Bros wants to show Howard they can love him in a way that Universal never could.

What up, gangsta?

It would make sense that they would get the most Nordic actor ever. Well, after Ed Begley, Jr.

It doesn’t cover the assassination and that total backstabber Brutus.

BRAAAAAAAHMMMM!!! BRAAAAAAAHMMMM!!!

We all grieve differently.

But is there a role for Justin Long???

Let’s pray that Adam McKay will direct.

Ed Helms is totally going to find an excuse to sing in this movie.

You’ll be able to glare at the casts of Alcatraz, Fringe, Chuck, Supernatural and more!!

The guy did ‘Shanghai Knights’, so his track record in accurate retellings of medieval lore speaks for itself.

Looks like a big cartoon, but it’s a really cool cartoon.

Younger shops for car movies the way most people shop for cars.

He’s remaking the French version of an American novel. Who has squatter’s rights?