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Oliver Stone just sky-rocketed to the position of my favorite person on Earth with today’s news that he told Shia LaBeouf to eff off. LaBeouf recounted the story at the Wall Street 2 premiere:

"We’re in the Adirondacks, and Josh Brolin and I are shooting this bike scene, and at one point I say to Josh a line — ‘You should look at yourself in the mirror first and see yourself. It might scare you.’ I looked at the line for a couple of months and thought I’d go to Oliver and say, ‘You look at the mirror and look at yourself. It’s sort of repetitive. Why don’t we just cut one of those? Why don’t I say, Look at yourself. It might scare you.’ This is Oliver verbatim. He looks at me and goes, ‘I like mirror. I wrote Scarface. Go fuck yourself.’"

Oliver Stone, I officially forgive you for U-Turn. Now, could you please cast Justin Bieber in one of your films? (Vulture)

In this new clip from Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps, Gordon Gecko (Michael Douglas) and Bretton Woods (Josh Brolin) get all up in each others’ business practices. When Gecko takes Bretton to task for his sub-primes, you know it’s on like 4:59PM on the floor of the Stock Exchange. My brow gets sweaty just thinking of these two ruthless businessmen discussing market liquidity. You have to build up to that kind of conflict, though. 

Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps crashes into theaters September 24th.

Check out the financial disses after the jump…

Today we get a second look at Oliver Stone’s Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps via the international trailer. Even though we didn’t ask for it. Thanks, I guess.

This time around we learn a bit more about the plot. Michael Douglas is out of jail and lecturing a new generation about how to rob people blind. Shia LaBeouf stars as his idealistic ward who incidentally plans to marry his estranged son daughter. A bunch of cliché stuff happens and there are motorcylces and the Rolling Stones. Then Shia must choose between millions of dollars and dating a girl who looks like Justin Bieber. The End. Hey, remember 9/11?

Seriously, what’s up with Carey’s hair? Try to figure it out after the jump…

Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps – International Trailer – Watch more Movie Trailers

The world sure has changed since the 1980′s. Gordon Gekko sees this first-hand, as he is released from prison in the teaser for Oliver Stone’s Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps. It seems that black people are now permitted to be passengers in limousines rather than being relegated to the role of sass-mouthed driver. Greed has been legalized. Text-projected-unnecessarily-on-face technology has grown by leaps and bounds. As has cell phone technology as Gekko learns in a wink-wink That 80′s Show-inspired bit. Also, Brand from The Goonies appears to have done pretty well for himself.

Seriously though, if only Michael Douglas knew somebody of Welsh descent with ties to T-Mobile. Dude’s in need of a nationwide 3G network with flexible contracts like whoa.

Check out the trailer, and Douglas’s Zack Morris phone, after the jump.

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