Screen Junkies » vulture http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Wed, 17 Sep 2014 00:06:35 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 This Online Keyboard Gives You The Perfect ‘I Am Groot’ For Any Occassion http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/this-online-keyboard-gives-you-the-perfect-i-am-groot-for-any-occassion/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/this-online-keyboard-gives-you-the-perfect-i-am-groot-for-any-occassion/#comments Tue, 12 Aug 2014 16:31:11 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=264082 Go with "Groot Portuegeuse" if you really want to expand your horizons.

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If you’ve ever been criticized not for something you’ve said, but “how you said it,” then we can help. Well, actually, the folks at Vulture are helping, but we’re pointing you in the right direction, which has to be worth something, no?

The keyboard in the link above will offer up literally seconds of fun in picking which iteration of the Guardians of the Galaxy character’s only line is the best for the situation you’re in. And if someone doesn’t want to take the time to follow you back to your computer so that you can play them a trite line from a popular film…well, maybe they weren’t really your friend to begin with.

Makes ya think, huh?

Well, stop all that thinking and start saying “I am Groot” the way your boy Vin Diesel would say it.

 

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Enough Killer Children To Swear You Off Of Parenthood Forever http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/watch-enough-killer-children-to-swear-you-off-of-parenthood-forever/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/watch-enough-killer-children-to-swear-you-off-of-parenthood-forever/#comments Fri, 08 Apr 2011 18:55:54 +0000 Dave Horwitz http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Video&p=206169 Cold blooded murder has never been so adorable.

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To coincide with the release of Joe Wright‘s little-blonde-girl-assassin movie Hanna (in theaters now), Vulture put together a montage of disturbing child murderers! It’s actually kind of hypnotic to watch, strangely enough. You’d think it’d make ovaries shrivel up and sperm start swimming the other way, but I don’t know, it’s kind of making me want to raise a little rugrat of my own. A little ball of joy to coddle and teach to ride a bike, and how to hold an icepick. It’s all in the angle, you see. You raise that thing high enough above your head, and you’ve got a deadl weapon! Any lower and you’re just going to maim. This heartwarming montage contains clips from Children Of The Corn all the way to Orphan. And if you’re going to complain that Orphan isn’t a good example, you’re even more of a nerd than me, AND you just helped spoil the ending of a terrible movie. (Vulture)

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