Gary Busey plays Norman Tugwater: Fantasy Sports Lawyer. His job is to help already filthy rich athletes get their piece of the fantasy league pie. Adrian Peterson and Shaq aren’t afraid to call him their attorney. I’d be afraid to call him my anything. The man’s face is so asymmetrical.

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