Yo soy Groot!
Guardians of the Galaxy can best be described as a two-hour montage set to a 1970′s Jock Jams mixtape (and that’s a good thing).
It’s the classy way to do it.
It’s what Paul would have wanted. According to Vin Diesel.
Somebody had to say it.
Show me Happy Tree. Good. Now show me Surfing On Missile Tree.
Vin Diesel films should be legally required to include subtitles.
As a guy who hasn’t really enjoyed Riddick in the past, I gotta admit this looks awesome.
That’s not a euphemism for anything. He actually strangles a dragon.
Or he’ll continue to make other films where he drives recklessly.
He’s really bald, making him the best man for the job.
Alright. Let’s calm it down some, Hollywood.
Hopefully they’ll go to outer space in one of these.
For a short time at the start of the year 2000, Vin Diesel movies seemed to indicate he would be the next huge action star. That career sputtered out quite…
The Fast and Furious cars are pretty much the primary reason to see any of the Fast and Furious movies, unless you’re a big fan of Vin Diesel’s gleaming bald head.
“Can I suspend my life, to momentarily venture to that dark place… called Riddick.” – Vin Diesel
This machine was programmed to have huge muscles and a barely-noticeable lisp.
2 Fast, 2 Oscar-Worthy.
A young Vin Diesel shows off his moves on the dance floor.
Not as fast and furious as one might hope.
Johnson vs. Diesel vs. Brewster vs. Walker
In this trailer for ‘Fast Five’, you click on stuff and info videos pop-up. Click, click, click. Fun.
Sometimes this job is really tough.
Move over Cars 2 trailer. Your reign as today’s most exciting auto-centric film trailer has come to an end.
Five times the car chases. Five times car crashes. Five times the car motion blurs lines.
Vin Diesel has no problem starting a trilogy in the fourth installment of a franchise.
Never mind that Fast 5, the fifth installment of the street racing franchise, hasn’t even come out yet. Let’s talk about the sixth.
I decided to creep Vin Diesel’s Facebook page for the first time in my life today, and as random fate would have it, I found the teaser trailer for Fast Five.
…down a volcano.