Clothing optional.

Maybe the second one will have a gory nude knife fight in a bath house! Oh. They already did that.

She’s powerless to resist a man with old-timey facial hair.

Or maybe he thinks he’s too good for it, like Viggo Mortensen.

Viggo is just too damn good for this Disney crap.

Viggo Mortensen (‘Lord of the Rings’) may play General Zod, the villanous scientist who kindly requests we kneel before him.

She’s probably as excited as a school girl staring at a vampire man’s chiseled, glittery abs.

Stewart’s apparently circling in on the role like a vampire swooping around a cute, but perpetually nervous looking teenage girl.

Viggo Mortensen could go from being a King in ‘Lord of the Rings’ to a lowly huntsman taking orders from bitchy/hot Queen Charlize Theron in ‘Snow White and The Huntsman.’

Ron Howard appeared on Howard Stern yesterday and was very forthcoming with details about his upcoming 6-hour miniseries adaptation of Stephen King’s epic series The Dark Tower, including casting ideas and platform specifics.