Bring it.
Viggo Mortensen Hired To Kill Dracula
Monday, June 25 by

Clothing optional.

Best chauffer ever.
Viggo Mortensen And David Cronenberg Kicking Around ‘Eastern Promises 2′
Wednesday, September 14 by

Maybe the second one will have a gory nude knife fight in a bath house! Oh. They already did that.

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Keira Knightley Wants Punishment In Cronenberg’s ‘A Dangerous Method’ Trailer
Tuesday, June 21 by

She’s powerless to resist a man with old-timey facial hair.

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Chris Hemsworth To Go From ‘Thor’ To ‘Snow White’ Huntsman?
Monday, May 2 by

Or maybe he thinks he’s too good for it, like Viggo Mortensen.

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Viggo Mortensen Tells Snow White To Go To Hell
Friday, March 25 by

Viggo is just too damn good for this Disney crap.

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Will Viggo Mortensen Get A Zod-On In ‘Superman’ Reboot?
Friday, February 25 by

Viggo Mortensen (‘Lord of the Rings’) may play General Zod, the villanous scientist who kindly requests we kneel before him.

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Kristen Stewart Is Neck-Bitingly Close To Playing Snow White
Wednesday, February 2 by

She’s probably as excited as a school girl staring at a vampire man’s chiseled, glittery abs.

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Kristen Stewart In Weird, Twitchy Talks To Star In ‘Snow White’
Thursday, January 27 by

Stewart’s apparently circling in on the role like a vampire swooping around a cute, but perpetually nervous looking teenage girl.

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Viggo Mortensen To Star In One Of The Many New ‘Snow White’ Movies?
Wednesday, January 26 by

Viggo Mortensen could go from being a King in ‘Lord of the Rings’ to a lowly huntsman taking orders from bitchy/hot Queen Charlize Theron in ‘Snow White and The Huntsman.’

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Howard Takes Us Inside His Ambitious ‘Dark Tower’
Friday, January 14 by

Ron Howard appeared on Howard Stern yesterday and was very forthcoming with details about his upcoming 6-hour miniseries adaptation of Stephen King’s epic series The Dark Tower, including casting ideas and platform specifics.

David Cronenberg and Viggo Mortensen Back for ‘Eastern Promises 2′
Monday, March 29 by

Citing the lack of buck naked knife fights in recent films, David Cronenberg has reteamed with his muse Viggo Mortensen once more for a sequel to the 2007 film Eastern Promises. Steve Knight, who wrote the original as well as David Fincher's upcoming Pawn Sacrifice, has finished the script and Cronenberg is scheduled to begin filming next winter after he and Mortensen wrap The Talking Cure.At this time it is unknown if Naomi Watts and Viggo's manhood will reprise their roles but we should hope that Mortensen's package makes another appearance, because it was by far and away the breakout star of the original. Perhaps there's room for a naked rake fight in the script. (Deadline)

Trailer For ‘The Road’ Starring Viggo Mortensen And Charlize Theron
Thursday, May 14 by