Screen Junkies » videos http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Mon, 15 Sep 2014 17:38:13 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Screen Junkies Show: The Rock Smacks Down High School Bully http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/screen-junkies-show-the-rock-smacks-down-high-school-bully/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/screen-junkies-show-the-rock-smacks-down-high-school-bully/#comments Thu, 24 Jul 2014 17:33:46 +0000 bgoldstein http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=263366 Nick Mundy had Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson call the people who bullied him in high school. Things, predictably, didn't go as planned.

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It’s The Rock vs. Nick Mundy: Round 2!! This time, Nick had Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson call the people who bullied him in high school. Things, predictably, didn’t go as planned.

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Previously on The Screen Junkies Show
The Rock’s Worst Interview
Did Godzilla Suck?
Movie Monster Showdown
Most F***ed Up Movie Scenes
How To Fix Marvel
Morgan Freeman Reads The Fox

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Because We Hate You, Here’s Tyler Perry In The ‘I, Alex Cross’ Trailer http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/because-we-hate-you-heres-tyler-perry-in-the-i-alex-cross-trailer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/because-we-hate-you-heres-tyler-perry-in-the-i-alex-cross-trailer/#comments Tue, 26 Jun 2012 18:09:55 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=249377 Fun fact: By the time Tyler Perry's barber finishes cutting his hair, he has to start all over again, because two weeks have passed and the hair has grown out again.

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Well, this just looks like a really average episode of CSI, with lines like “He’s ex-military, judging by his tactics.” Further, every time I see the hulking Tyler Perry onscreen during this trailer, I momentarily fall into thinking that I’m watching a Chunky Soup commercial and not the preview for I, Alex Cross.

And every time I realize that I am not watching a soup commercial, a part of me dies.

In case Tyler Perry as a giant detective isn’t enough for you (YOU SICK BASTARD!), this clip also features Matthew Fox as a serial killer who also enjoys mixed martial arts.

I’m writing this piece as I watch the video piecemeal, because I can’t seem to handle the thing in one big chunk, and I’ve got a new favorite line. Disregard “He’s ex-military, judging by his tactics,” and introduce yourself to my new favorite, “I will meet his soul at the gates of hell before I let him take another person that I love from me,” immediately followed by the graphic “From Rob Cohen, Director of The Fast and the Furious.”

 

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Geek Out With This Live-Action ‘Futurama’ Opening Sequence http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/geek-out-with-this-live-action-futurama-opening-sequence/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/geek-out-with-this-live-action-futurama-opening-sequence/#comments Thu, 21 Jun 2012 21:50:45 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=249325 Once again, 'The Simpsons' did it first.

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We get it, Futurama. You have very devoted fans. In anticipation of the new season of the sci-fi animated series from Matt Groening, Comedy Central put together some very industrious, now-unemployed folks to put together a “real life” version of Futurama‘s opening title sequence.

It’s pretty damn impressive, especially the way they created most of the graphics, possibly by harnessing deep-seated construction paper-cutting skills that they have laid dormant for decades.

It’s shortened from the original animated length (BOOOOOOO!), but the intent is still clear, so points to Comedy Central for giving me yet another “Huh. That’s pretty neat” moment today.

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It’s A Whole Movie Mashup Playlist For You To Zone Out To http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/its-a-whole-movie-mashup-playlist-for-you-to-zone-out-to/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/its-a-whole-movie-mashup-playlist-for-you-to-zone-out-to/#comments Fri, 01 Jun 2012 19:40:59 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=249007 Mashups! They're two things...COMBINED!

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You know how YouTube can be exhausting when you have to periodically click those buttons to play new videos? No more, my friends. Spotter has put together an entire playlist of movie mashups that answer questions like, “Jerry Maguire and The Shining. Huh.”

That was about as inquisitive as I get about movie mashups, so please forgive the fact that it wasn’t a question at all.

Anyway, there’s a whole grip of these things that have been handpicked by the folks at Spotter, so let them do the heavy lifting while you do some heavy sitting.

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Here’s Jean-Claude Van Damme’s ‘Kickboxer’ With Just The Kicks http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/heres-jean-claude-van-dammes-kickboxer-with-just-the-kicks/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/heres-jean-claude-van-dammes-kickboxer-with-just-the-kicks/#comments Wed, 09 May 2012 21:50:45 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=248584 HIIIIIYA!

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This makes me happier than it has any right to. As I write this, the video is playing, so I’m privy to only the SOUNDS of kicks, which is oddly soothing. I was looking for a reason to give up yoga anyway.

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Lord Monckton Should Be A Borat-Type Creation, But Sadly Isn’t http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/lord-monckton-should-be-a-borat-type-creation-but-sadly-isnt/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/lord-monckton-should-be-a-borat-type-creation-but-sadly-isnt/#comments Thu, 20 Oct 2011 19:13:50 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=233155 We would all feel a lot better if this guy was a fictional character.

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Australian Daily Show-type program The Hamster Wheel has taken the same approach their US counterparts have to skewering local, national, and international politicians by sending them up with oblivious reporters and letting the subjects just embarrass themselves.

Sometimes that job is made very, very easy, such as the case with Lord Monckton.

In case you think he doesn’t deserve the treatment, you’re really wrong. He does. Monckton serves as the Independent Party‘s head of research, offering up such gems as “the Hitler Youth started off as liberals,” “climate change is a myth,” and “AIDS sufferers should live on an island somewhere.” He also has really buggy eyes that freak the hell out of me, but that’s not really his fault, so we’ll table that one.

Insisting that someone this over the top and ridiculous can only be a Borat-type manifestation, The Hamster Wheel takes this premise and runs with it, even interviewing Monckton as though he was a character.

Nice and nicely done, Hamster Wheel.

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‘Daydream Nation’ Makes Kat Dennings Out To Be Whorish And Hot http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/daydream-nation-makes-kat-dennings-out-to-be-whorish-and-hot/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/daydream-nation-makes-kat-dennings-out-to-be-whorish-and-hot/#comments Thu, 07 Apr 2011 23:52:15 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Video&p=206029 This teenager seems to be clinically self-involved. That's not very realistic at all!

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The producers and of Daydream Nation and Kat Dennings seem to think that high school was a weird, confusing time when you were really hot and had lots of sex and people resented you for it. If that wasn’t the case, maybe you should skip ahead to this article. If that WAS your high school experience, let’s wait for the losers to bolt…

Cool. They’re gone.

This trailer is like a video yearbook of my senior year: the jealousy, my offhand witticisms, even my affair with Josh Lucas and the unexplained presence of Andie MacDowell! Someone finally portrays high school from a winner’s perspective.

This trailer uses the pull quote “Juno as reimagined by David Lynch,” (attributed to Variety, so send them some hate mail) which is tantamount to “Tarantino reimagined by Tyler Perry” in its worthlessness. The quote is indicative of how important this movie thinks it is, while the trailer demonstrates how important this movie actually is. SPOILER ALERT: There’s a discrepancy between the two.

Daydream Nation hits Canada on April 15th, and the US on May 6th. Huh. That’s kind of unpatriotic.

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Beastie Boys ‘Fight For Your Right’ Trailer Is Cameos And Little Else http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/beastie-boys-fight-for-your-right-trailer-is-cameos-and-little-else/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/beastie-boys-fight-for-your-right-trailer-is-cameos-and-little-else/#comments Thu, 07 Apr 2011 21:05:22 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Video&p=205990 All of 2004's hottest stars are out to shine in this cameo parade!

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The trailer for Fight for Your Right Revisited is out, and pretty much the only purpose it serves is verifying that there are a metric shit ton of celebrity cameos in the 30-minute film. For a full list of the actors involved, click on our earlier coverage of the film here.

Strangely, despite the presence of so many comic actors, no one here really appears to be that funny at all. Except for Will Arnett who drops one of his best G.O.B. lines. It might not be original, but I don’t care. It’s G.O.B. And I love him.

No plot points are revealed here, as my suspicion is that no plot exists for this film, so have fun identifying celebs and wondering why the Beasties didn’t want more girls in their video.

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Wyld Stallyns Reuniting For ‘Bill And Ted 3′? http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/wyld-stallyns-reuniting-for-bill-and-ted-3/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/wyld-stallyns-reuniting-for-bill-and-ted-3/#comments Mon, 04 Apr 2011 21:48:55 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Video&p=205303 Rufus smiles down from heaven, "Be excellent to each other."

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Alex Winters must be a really convincing guy. The mightier half of the Bill and Ted duo (Keanu) recently opened up to MTV about a Bill and Ted 3, which writers should have done in about six weeks or so. By “writers” I mean the original writing team that blessed us with both Excellent Adventure and Bogus Journey. The fact that they insist that they are six weeks away from a draft leads me to believe that they haven’t started yet, as no Bill and Ted saga, unless it’s tied in with a Dan Brown story, could take six weeks to write.

Keanu conveys to MTV, from the last he’s heard, that the third installment will pick up with Bill and Ted still attempting to write a song that saves the world. Which apparently takes about 20 years. And there’s some time travel, too.

You know what? Let’s not overanalyze this. It’s a Bill and Ted movie, and it’s going to be pretty damn cool if all the pieces fall into place.

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