He’s not bad, but even decent freestyle rapping is a sign of some sort of mental illness.
Who would have thought that populating an island with extinct animals would be so expensive?
An organ-less Jean-Claude Van Damme taking to the streets is terrifying.
It’s a lot more fun when everyone is just laid-back and stoned.
They should have to read these during their acceptance speech at the Grammys.
I can tell you with certainty that he’s capable of breaking my heart.
They may be doing themselves a disservice here!
Probably not a huge surprise, but you can blow through an episode in three minutes without the jokes.
This is just about the most obvious pairing since Offerman and facial hair.
Pretty soon, we’ll be able to make blockbuster films in a cardboard box with our phones.
Macklin, you son of a bitch.
See if you can even notice a difference!
Why would someone make Jessica Rabbit ugly?
“Once you have a PhD, every meeting you go to becomes a doctor’s appointment.”
Letterman’s still the king of late night television in this regard.
If you don’t know what an “easter egg” is, this can teach you. Or you can continue to live in oblivion.
But still more lifelike than most human newscasters.
Iceman was gay. There. I said it.
Who knew that Knocked Up would wreak so much havoc in the world of movie marquee management?
The greatest video you’ll ever see while watching this video.
Thus fulfilling our weekly quota of ‘AD’ articles a day earlier. Nice!
You’ve always wanted to meet a criminal biker. Here’s your chance.
I demand a ditty entitled “Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!”
Going from Tom Hardy to a sausage is pretty much a lateral move anyway.
It makes you feel life you’re in a day spa. Or a coma.
Awkward, but that’s the point.
It was under the category “Things Your Mom Enjoys.”
A musical tribute to the Netflix backlash.
You heard me, “white stain”…