Screen Junkies » victoria’s secret http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Fri, 24 May 2013 23:57:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Michael Bay Forced To Shoot Sequel To ‘Victoria’s Secret’ Commercial http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/michael-bay-forced-to-shoot-sequel-to-victorias-secret-commercial/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/michael-bay-forced-to-shoot-sequel-to-victorias-secret-commercial/#comments Fri, 17 Feb 2012 23:30:32 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=245612 Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab isn’t the only underwear bomber in the news today. Michael Bay is continuing his cycle of make giant robot movie, direct Victoria’s Secret commercial, repeat.

The Transformers director is once again directing a commercial for Victoria’s Secret. This time he’s in Miami spinning his camera around Doetzen Kroes, Candice Swanepoel, and something called Behati Prinsloo (who is surprisingly not a Star Wars character). Seems risky to have a bunch of explosions in Miami. What with Cuba being right there. (Zimbio)

]]> http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/michael-bay-forced-to-shoot-sequel-to-victorias-secret-commercial/feed/ 0 We Ranked The Victoria’s Secret Models On Their Acting, For Some Reason http://www.screenjunkies.com/gallery/we-ranked-the-victorias-secret-models-on-their-acting-for-some-reason/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/gallery/we-ranked-the-victorias-secret-models-on-their-acting-for-some-reason/#comments Wed, 30 Nov 2011 00:56:30 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=gallery&p=238143 The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is on tonight. Those of you without a reliable internet connection and its treasure trove of hard-core pornography might want to tune in to look at the pretty models. Kanye West and Jay-Z will be there, because why the f%ck wouldn’t they be there? Personally, I’m tuning in for that, and to see if I’m too jaded to get turned on by girls in their underwear. We shall see.

In an effort to establish a tenuous connection between popular Google search terms and the appearance of entertainment journalism, we’ve got a list of Victoria’s Secret models who have gone on to “acting careers.” Take a gander and try to keep it in your pants.

(The numbers by the names is a rating I have assigned each girl based on their acting talent, in which “1” is “bad” and “300” is “model-turned-actress-bad.”

Thank you for joining me on this journey.

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