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We Ranked The Victoria’s Secret Models On Their Acting, For Some Reason

Penn Collins — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 00:56:30 +0000

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is on tonight. Those of you without a reliable internet connection and its treasure trove of hard-core pornography might want to tune in to look at the pretty models. Kanye West and Jay-Z will be there, because why the f%ck wouldn’t they be there? Personally, I’m tuning in for that, and to see if I’m too jaded to get turned on by girls in their underwear. We shall see.

In an effort to establish a tenuous connection between popular Google search terms and the appearance of entertainment journalism, we’ve got a list of Victoria’s Secret models who have gone on to “acting careers.” Take a gander and try to keep it in your pants.

(The numbers by the names is a rating I have assigned each girl based on their acting talent, in which “1” is “bad” and “300” is “model-turned-actress-bad.”

Thank you for joining me on this journey.

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Angels Hot Pics Girls Yowza!

Col. Longshanks — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 18:31:40 +0000

Last night on CBS, Victoria’s Secret aired their annual fashion show where hot Angels dressed up as sea nymphs, weight lifters, and other ridiculous professions. But you know, in a sexy way. I forgot to tune in because my girlfriend wouldn’t leave the damn living room, but I’m told Akon and Katy Perry rocked the house while the Angels strutted their very toned stuff. I’m a bigger fan of normal lingerie rather than weird metal spikey backpacks, but beggars can’t be choosers. I picked out the highlights and placed them above for you. The rest of the pics are here at CBS.

Links Away: Victoria’s Secret Angels Do Katy Perry

Col. Longshanks — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 00:55:32 +0000

To promote their fashion show tomorrow at 10/9c on CBS, the Victoria’s Secret Angels did a little backstage Katy Perry karaoke for our viewing pleasure. Alright, you twisted my arm. I’ll watch you traipse around in lingerie for an hour.

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