Screen Junkies » victoria’s secret angels http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Tue, 23 Sep 2014 20:52:22 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 We Ranked The Victoria’s Secret Models On Their Acting, For Some Reason http://www.screenjunkies.com/gallery/we-ranked-the-victorias-secret-models-on-their-acting-for-some-reason/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/gallery/we-ranked-the-victorias-secret-models-on-their-acting-for-some-reason/#comments Wed, 30 Nov 2011 00:56:30 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=gallery&p=238143 Pointless, but it gave us the excuse to make this gallery, so everybody wins.

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The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is on tonight. Those of you without a reliable internet connection and its treasure trove of hard-core pornography might want to tune in to look at the pretty models. Kanye West and Jay-Z will be there, because why the f%ck wouldn’t they be there? Personally, I’m tuning in for that, and to see if I’m too jaded to get turned on by girls in their underwear. We shall see.

In an effort to establish a tenuous connection between popular Google search terms and the appearance of entertainment journalism, we’ve got a list of Victoria’s Secret models who have gone on to “acting careers.” Take a gander and try to keep it in your pants.

(The numbers by the names is a rating I have assigned each girl based on their acting talent, in which “1” is “bad” and “300” is “model-turned-actress-bad.”

Thank you for joining me on this journey.

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Links Away: Victoria’s Secret Holiday Commercial http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/links-away-victorias-secret-holiday-commercial/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/links-away-victorias-secret-holiday-commercial/#comments Thu, 02 Dec 2010 00:53:36 +0000 Reza F. http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Video&p=10252 Michael Bay directed this new holiday spot for Victoria's Secret. Seems like these ads pretty much direct themselves now. This year's doesn't even have any explosions. Smells like a phoned in job if I've ever smelled one.

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Michael Bay directed this new holiday spot for Victoria’s Secret. Seems like these ads pretty much direct themselves now. This year’s doesn’t even have any explosions. Smells like a phoned in job if I’ve ever smelled one. (Vulture)

Slip on some of these sexy, sheer links.

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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Angels Hot Pics Girls Yowza! http://www.screenjunkies.com/gallery/victorias-secret-fashion-show-angels-hot-pics-girls-wow/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/gallery/victorias-secret-fashion-show-angels-hot-pics-girls-wow/#comments Wed, 01 Dec 2010 18:31:40 +0000 Col. Longshanks http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Gallery&p=9551 Last night on CBS, Victoria's Secret aired their annual fashion show where hot Angels dressed up as sea nymphs, weight lifters, and other ridiculous professions. But you know, in a sexy way.

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Last night on CBS, Victoria’s Secret aired their annual fashion show where hot Angels dressed up as sea nymphs, weight lifters, and other ridiculous professions. But you know, in a sexy way. I forgot to tune in because my girlfriend wouldn’t leave the damn living room, but I’m told Akon and Katy Perry rocked the house while the Angels strutted their very toned stuff. I’m a bigger fan of normal lingerie rather than weird metal spikey backpacks, but beggars can’t be choosers. I picked out the highlights and placed them above for you. The rest of the pics are here at CBS.

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