Pointless, but it gave us the excuse to make this gallery, so everybody wins.

Michael Bay directed this new holiday spot for Victoria’s Secret. Seems like these ads pretty much direct themselves now. This year’s doesn’t even have any explosions. Smells like a phoned in job if I’ve ever smelled one.

Last night on CBS, Victoria’s Secret aired their annual fashion show where hot Angels dressed up as sea nymphs, weight lifters, and other ridiculous professions. But you know, in a sexy way.