Every other actor in Hollywood, thanks for coming.
Spooked by the prospect of being best known for writing ‘Pooh’s Heffalump Halloween Movie’, Evan Spilotopoulos has taken a gig scripting the McG/Michael Bay Ouiji board movie.
Protect your own damn Snow White!!
Green Day may drop dookies into theaters nationwide.
Bardem is in final talks to join the adaptation of Stephen King’s book series, which will include three movies and two TV mini-series. Okay, but will there also be a web series and a couple Nintendo 3DS games?
Darren Aronofsky’s bizarre decision to spend more time with his family has opened up the actor’s schedule for ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’.
Dr. King’s estate didn’t like the liberties that Paul Greengrass took with their MLK Jr. character.
Hooray, another action-comedy!
You’ll have to find something else to do for Martin Luther King Day 2012.
‘Unbroken’ is about Louis Zamperini: Olympic athlete, Air Force pilot, and Japanese POW camp survivor. I’d also be interested in playing the video game.
Poor people were so god damn miserable in early nineteenth century France, they just had to sing about it.
Director Oliver Stone has got the Toro hookup, cause he’s the latest to sign on for Stone’s drug drama ‘Savages’.
‘Unreasonable Doubt’ is about what happens when two jurors fall in love in a ’12 Angry Men’ style setting. Isn’t that like Pauly Shore’s ‘Jury Duty’?
I don’t necessarily think Universal’s ‘Hop’ looks ‘Smurfs’ bad, but the Russell Brand CG toon seems like stale old mini-Snickers.
Apparently Universal is mounting a version of the famous musical with Streisand as the awful stage mom who loudly sings “Everything’s Coming Up Roses.”
Apatow is a celebrity, but you don’t see him flying to Africa to adopt/steal a bunch of babies. So maybe he’s onto something with his new movie pitch.
Man, that Guillermo del Toro doesn’t bulldump around.
The title sounds like one of those softcore 80s comedies you’d see while browsing at Blockbuster.
Will Paul Greengrass be able to steady his camera long enough to capture the final days of Dr. Martin Luther King?
Will there be a ‘G-Force’ cameo? I am literally holding my breath right now, hoping that will happen.
The film is about a guilt trip from beyond the grave…
Galifianakis and his awesome beard are in talks to co-star with Reynolds in ‘R.I.P.D.’
It’s only January, and Julian Assange is already coming dangerously close to winning the Betty White 2010 Screen Junkies Overexposure Award.
Never mind that Fast 5, the fifth installment of the street racing franchise, hasn’t even come out yet. Let’s talk about the sixth.
David O. Russell is about to jump into 2 Guns, a Vince Vaughn vehicle that is based on a military comic book of the same name.
Good news for people who love terrifying monsters: McG is back. Oh, and so is Monsters director Gareth Edwards.
With rival Snow White projects set up at Universal and Relativity, it was only a matter of time before the studios began their search to figure out who would play the mean, old bitch in their films.
Variety is reporting that producers are anxious to utilize enhanced special effects for the remake and develop a main character “with a little more edge.” I’m not sure how you give “more edge” to a 9-year-old who can melt people with her mind. Perhaps a lip piercing is in order? Or maybe producers can cast a child who is more “urban?”
Harry Potter fans are having a strange reaction to the trailer for Cowboys & Aliens. The title Cowboys & Aliens is causing viewers to break out into laughter, similar to the way that the name M. Night Shyamalan causes audiences to break out into “Awww, what dah fuh’s?!?”
Those hoping to see Eric Christian Olsen’s head bitten off by a Norwegian’s open chest cavity will have to update their calendars.