Do I smell a crossover with the Kevin Smith universe? No. That’s just burning tar.
Fine. Start making them so it ends sooner.
I said “get ready!” Are you ready? Nah, you’re not ready.
The costs of zoo upkeep are astronomical.
Hopefully not starring Colin Farrell.
I’m holding out for a Conan vs. The Terminator film.
In this version, instead of yelling his famous catchphrase, he posts it on Twitter with the hashtag #littlefriend.
At least it can’t be any worse than the original.
Oh man! I’m really excited about this project because I’m completely unaware of the existence of pornography!
I’m sitting at my desk, not making a Hasbro toy-based film, and it’s not costing me shit.
The studio doesn’t want to play anymore.
They balance out to an average of “cute.”
Hint: you can make them parts of a double feature if you’re willing to hide out in the theater for a month.
He’s adapting the Gabriel Allon books by Daniel Silva. I wonder if he’ll have a role for Ludacris.
This press release might have well have just said in big block letters, “WARREN BEATTY IS MAKING A MOVIE FOR PARAMOUNT.”
‘Ouija’ will serve as a bridge between the world of the living and the world of thin film plots.
He’s remaking the French version of an American novel. Who has squatter’s rights?
They got Chris Hemsworth. Now they need to fill his mouth with words.
‘Werewolf’ would be a reboot of a remake… and also some kind of record?
The moon will be a much sexier place if Doug Liman gets his way.
Director Bobby Glickert went from robot fluffer to sci-fi super-player.
The actor has been light biking around the $100 adaptation of the popular graphic novel, ever since the project jumped spaceship from Disney to Universal.
Hemsworth was chosen to play the titular Huntsman in ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’, the 9 bazillionth ‘Snow White’ movie currently in development.
Anybody wanna buy a gigantic, cross-platform adaptation of Stephen King’s ‘Dark Tower’? I know a bunch of guys looking to sell.
Here’s the ‘American Reunion’ release date, so you know when to avoid the latest ‘American Pie’ movie.
Oliver Stone has added a few big names to his marijuana drama / ‘Pulp Fiction’ Convention ‘The Savages’.
Every other actor in Hollywood, thanks for coming.
Spooked by the prospect of being best known for writing ‘Pooh’s Heffalump Halloween Movie’, Evan Spilotopoulos has taken a gig scripting the McG/Michael Bay Ouiji board movie.