Screen Junkies » Under The Skin http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Tue, 16 Sep 2014 19:34:04 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Scarlett Johansson Takes It Off* In ‘Under The Skin’ Trailer http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/scarlett-johansson-takes-it-off-in-under-the-skin-trailer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/scarlett-johansson-takes-it-off-in-under-the-skin-trailer/#comments Mon, 23 Sep 2013 20:50:41 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=257153 *It being your skin.

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If you’ve ever fantasized about Scarlett Johansson dressed like Fairuza Balk with a sexy British accent throwing herself at you but then got skeeved out because you worried she might actually be an alien trying to steal your skin, rest assured that your concerns were warranted. That’s exactly what happens in this movie and will probably happen to you if you ever let a beautiful woman (besides mother) into your bedroom.

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Scarlett Johansson To Play Slutty, Killer Alien In ‘Under The Skin’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/scarlett-johansson-to-play-slutty-killer-alien-in-under-the-skin/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/scarlett-johansson-to-play-slutty-killer-alien-in-under-the-skin/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Seems like she's on every director's wishlist lately, but esteemed projects like The Great Gatsby will have to step off. THR reports Scarlett Johansson is remaking Species. Essentially. It's a project called Under The Skin, directed by Sexy Beast's Jonathan Glazer. In the film, Johansson will play an alien disguised as the perfect woman. She hangs out in remote and desolate areas where she can easily ensnare human prey with her sexual wiles. Because hot women always hang out in the desert and that parking lot behind the plastics plant where those kids do donuts. Over time she gets all turned on and decides to stop eating people but continues to still be slutty. Let me just say this: GREEN LIGHT. I'm paraphrasing, of course, and the film will be more complex than that. I believe the moral takeaway will be that, no matter how attractive something may seem, looks can be deceiving. For instance, this puppy/bunny hybrid may appear sweet and cute and smily, but trust me. That little f*cker does not respect the concept of wee-wee pads.

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Seems like she’s on every director’s wishlist lately, but esteemed projects like The Great Gatsby will have to step off. THR reports Scarlett Johansson is remaking Species. Essentially. It’s a project called Under The Skin, directed by Sexy Beast‘s Jonathan Glazer.

In the film, Johansson will play an alien disguised as the perfect woman. She hangs out in remote and desolate areas where she can easily ensnare human prey with her sexual wiles. Because hot women always hang out in the desert and that parking lot behind the plastics plant where those kids do donuts. Over time she gets all turned on and decides to stop eating people but continues to still be slutty. Let me just say this: GREEN LIGHT.

I’m paraphrasing, of course, and the film will be more complex than that. I believe the moral takeaway will be that, no matter how attractive something may seem, looks can be deceiving. For instance, this puppy/bunny hybrid may appear sweet and cute and smily, but trust me. That little f*cker does not respect the concept of wee-wee pads.

 

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