Screen Junkies » Undead http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Tue, 16 Sep 2014 20:32:39 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 In Honor Of State Senator Ralph Shortey, Here Are 7 Notorious Hollywood Baby Eaters http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/in-honor-of-state-senator-ralph-shortey-here-are-7-notorious-hollywood-baby-eaters/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/in-honor-of-state-senator-ralph-shortey-here-are-7-notorious-hollywood-baby-eaters/#comments Thu, 26 Jan 2012 19:00:42 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=243731 No, not that kind of baby eating.

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Oklahoma State Senator Ralph Shortey has gone on record to say that baby eating is wrong. Last week he introduced a bill in his state that would ban “the manufacture or sale of food or products which use aborted human fetuses.” They have those? No. No they don’t. But it’s good to know that someone is standing vigilant in the case that food manufacturers do decide to start making taste treats from aborted human fetuses. Thanks, bro.

Here are a few film characters who should never set foot in Oklahoma. Check out these baby eaters. In the meantime, I’ll have a salad.

Vampire – Stake Land

In Stake Land, the United States is decimated when a plague of vampirism sweeps through, turning the population into either bloodthirsty monsters or food. The film was well received by horror fans for it’s willingness to go there. “There” in this case being a scene where a vampire feeds on a still crying baby. Other films and television shows in the genre would have you believe that babies are a delicacy for the undead. I’m not sure he reasoning behind this, but I am a big fan of mini-bagels. I guess it’s the same logic.

Fat Bastard – Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

You surely have friends that will still yell “I ate a baby!!!” in Fat Bastard’s Scottish brogue. Get better friends. Moving on.

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George Romero Would Like to Try His Hand at Zombie Films http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/george-romero-would-like-to-try-his-hand-at-zombie-films/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/george-romero-would-like-to-try-his-hand-at-zombie-films/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 I don't want to beat a dead horse by making a "beating an undead horse" joke about Geroge Romero, but Jesus H. Christ! He's making it very hard not to.Although Romero's sixth zombie film, Survival of the Dead, hasn't even hit theaters yet, the legendary director is already talking about two more installments.In a recent interview, Romero said he would like to shoot the films back to back and that "returning for two more entries would feel like home to him."I'd like to point out that to experience something that "feels like home" you would actually have to leave home first. But at any rate, shooting the films back to back is probably a good idea, considering Romero is 70. If this goes on much longer, the undead films are going to need an undead director...because he'll be dead. Get it? Yeah you do. (First Showing)

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I don’t want to beat a dead horse by making a "beating an undead horse" joke about Geroge Romero, but Jesus H. Christ! He’s making it very hard not to.

Although Romero’s sixth zombie film, Survival of the Dead, hasn’t even hit theaters yet, the legendary director is already talking about two more installments.

In a recent interview, Romero said he would like to shoot the films back to back and that "returning for two more entries would feel like home to him."

I’d like to point out that to experience something that "feels like home" you would actually have to leave home first. But at any rate, shooting the films back to back is probably a good idea, considering Romero is 70. If this goes on much longer, the undead films are going to need an undead director…because he’ll be dead. Get it? Yeah you do. (First Showing)

 

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