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		<title>Prediction: &#8216;Avatar&#8217; Will Never Get Made</title>
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Your story checks out, James. Let&#039;s hope you were wrong about Skynet.
If there&#039;s one thing I love in this world, it&#039;s eating a nice big meal and then heading home to drop a deuce. If there&#039;s a second thing I love, it&#039;s Avatar. That&#039;s why my head almost exploded when I saw this picture. It manages to combine my love of Avatar and my love of defecation in a humorous and timely manner.

For those of you who don&#039;t know, the photo is from Uncle John&#039;s Bathroom Reader, the Rolls-Royce of bathroom periodicals. This particular page from back in 1999 confirms James Cameron&#039;s long held assertion that he had to wait so long to make Avatar because technology had to catch up to his vision. I guess he isn&#039;t a pompous windbag after all, at least not in this instance.

Although, as someone on a comment board pointed out, this is James Cameron.  He could have easily sent one of his robots back in time to add that page. (Film Drunk)
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<p><em><sub>Your story checks out, James. Let&#8217;s hope you were wrong about Skynet.</sub></em></p>
<p>If there&#8217;s one thing I love in this world, it&#8217;s eating a nice big meal and then heading home to drop a deuce. If there&#8217;s a second thing I love, it&#8217;s <em>Avatar</em>. That&#8217;s why my head almost exploded when I saw this picture. It manages to combine my love of <em>Avatar</em> and my love of defecation in a humorous and timely manner.</p>
<p>For those of you who don&#8217;t know, the photo is from <em>Uncle John&#8217;s Bathroom Reader</em>, the Rolls-Royce of bathroom periodicals. This particular page from back in 1999 confirms <a href="http://www.screenjunkies.com/movievideo/james-cameron-needs-money-feed-his-robots-avatar-special-edition-trailer" target="_blank">James Cameron&#8217;s</a> long held assertion that he had to wait so long to make <em>Avatar</em> because technology had to catch up to his vision. I guess he isn&#8217;t a <a href="http://www.screenjunkies.com/movienews/james-cameron-revolutionize-way-we-look-catastrophic-oil-spills" target="_blank">pompous windbag</a> after all, at least not in this instance.</p>
<p>Although, as someone on a comment board pointed out, this is James Cameron.&nbsp; He could have easily sent one of his robots back in time to add that page. (<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/08/avatar-article-from-1999?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+uproxx%2Fspringboard+%28What%27s+Going+On+At+Uproxx%29" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Film Drunk</a>)</p>
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