In this clip from the Season 2 premiere of "Ugly Americans," Mark counsels Tim the two-headed work creature and gives psychiatric evaluations to the Department of Integration employees. I had no idea that the left heads of two headed worm creatures have been so persecuted throughout history, from separate drinking fountains to forced prostitution. It really is a right head world. It’s the very reason I chopped the other head off years ago. I only have two now.  

"Ugly Americans" premieres on Comedy Central tonight at 10:30/9:30c after an all new "South Park."