He was 100 in dog years.
They’re more successful than we’ll ever be.
A movie with no dialogue is preferable to a movie with dialogue written by Woody Allen.
Aw, hell nah!
He just wants to retire into a normal doggie life. Why won’t we let him?
Blackie is the John Cazale to Uggie’s Pacino.
Reps for the star claim, “he wants to relax at home.” Like Gene Hackman.
The dog is a dog because of its dog-ness, or so Gottfried Leibniz would have us believe.
At least the thank you speeches will be short.