His large head makes most hats look like yarmulkes.
Tyler Perry Has Learned 44 Things In His Life, And He Shared Them All For His 44th Birthday
Monday, September 16 by

Unsurprisingly, the things Tyler Perry has learned aren’t particularly insightful or interesting, with most of the items being of the platitudinous “never give up,” and “silence your haters” variety. To…

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‘Gone Girl’ Casting Is Getting Weird
Friday, July 26 by

Super weird.

His is not a small head.
Tyler Perry And Larry The Cable Guy Teaming Up Solely To Piss Me Off
Wednesday, January 16 by

If God exists, then why do Tyler Perry movies happen to good people?

All joking aside, he looks like he's the type of guy who would have sleep apnea in a big way.
Tyler Perry Will Be Returning In An Alex Cross Sequel With A Comically Lazy Title
Thursday, October 18 by

Is it called ‘Double Cross’? Yes. Yes, it f*cking is.

My two biggest fears (giant black guys and lavender) in one horrible package.
Tyler Perry Announced He Was Preparing A Sci-Fi Film, And Then The Angels Sang
Thursday, June 28 by

It’s about a future dystopia where a black man of questionable talent controls the world’s entertainment.

Hey, Tyler Perry. What's up?
Because We Hate You, Here’s Tyler Perry In The ‘I, Alex Cross’ Trailer
Tuesday, June 26 by

Fun fact: By the time Tyler Perry’s barber finishes cutting his hair, he has to start all over again, because two weeks have passed and the hair has grown out again.

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Monday, February 27 by Marina Zaven

The “Madea” film franchise has made creator Tyler Perry one of the richest men in Hollywood. In 2011, "Forbes" magazine placed Perry on the top of their list of highest…

She's remained silent far too long on the topic of corporate hubris.
Tyler Perry To Take On Wall Street The Only Way He Can: By Masquerading As A Giant Black Lady
Wednesday, February 1 by

I wish I was alive to audit a college course on Black cinema when they reach “The Tyler Perry era,” and the professor just sighs.

The $130 million that he earned in 2011 will buy him 13 million of this type of sweater vest.
7 Tyler Perry Projects We’re Looking Forward To Avoiding In 2012
Wednesday, December 14 by

I can’t wait to not watch!

This guy would put together an Oscars no one would forget. Or understand.
The 9 Directors Who Should Replace Brett Ratner At The Oscars
Wednesday, November 9 by

“The most disturbing Oscars ever” is still better than a boring Oscar ceremony, right?

This makes money.
7 Horrible Cross-Dressing Comedies That Might Be Worse Than ‘Jack & Jill’
Monday, November 7 by

Our penises have recoiled up into our bellies.

The film will be markedly worse than this picture.
Tyler Perry’s ‘The Marriage Counselor’ Will Now Feature Two Things Black People Love: Tyler Perry And Kim Kardashian’s Ass
Tuesday, October 25 by

Brought to you by Skechers Shape-Ups and TBS…

Move In with the House Of Payne Cast
Saturday, October 1 by Roz Calvert

The “House of Payne” cast brings Tyler Perry’s vision of the modern extended family to life. Under one roof, the spot-on characters range from crabby to goofy, punctuating real-life family…

This guy has more money than all the school teachers in your city combined. Probably.
Tyler Perry Leads ‘Forbes’ 10 Highest-Paid Entertainers
Wednesday, September 14 by

Who keeps giving Tyler Perry all this money? KNOCK IT OFF!

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Casting Round-Up: ‘R.I.P.D.’, ‘Gangster Squad’, And ‘Alex Cross’ Score Some New Blood
Tuesday, August 9 by

A zombie movie, a Tyler Perry movie, and a movie about crime in 1940′s Los Angeles. Oh, how I wish these were all one glorious film!

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Tyler Perry’s Unholy Alliance With TBS Continues
Tuesday, April 26 by

He’s now able to add another wing to his depressingly large house.

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Tyler Perry’s Right: Why Spike Lee Should Go ‘Straight To Hell’
Wednesday, April 20 by

People are entitled to their opinions, and if someone actually wants to sit through a Madea movie, that’s their problem.

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Old Mystique News, New Mystique News
Tuesday, April 19 by

Jennifer Lawrence appears in her first big summer blockbuster! Rebecca Romijn? She’s in a Tyler Perry movie.

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5 Directors Besides M. Night Shyamalan Who Should Go Back To Film School
Wednesday, April 13 by

Then again, who am I to talk? I can’t even spell “desperately” with out the help of my old friend “Spell Check.”

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Casting Round-Up: Penelope Cruz, Thandie Newton, Jay Baruchel, And Maggie Grace
Wednesday, April 6 by

Woody Allen, Tyler Perry and David Cronenberg will direct them. In different projects, though I’d be curious to know what the six of them would accomplish together.

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Tyler Perry To Create Another Madea-less Movie For Some Reason
Monday, April 4 by

Perry will write, produce direct, do makeup for and star in ‘Good Deeds’. The title is a pun – see if you can figure it out by reading the plot description.

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Lionsgate Agrees To Keep Making Tyler Perry Movies For A Really, Really Long Time
Thursday, March 31 by

Tyler Perry’s t-shirts are as witty and fun as his films.

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Summit Nabs Tyler Perry Detective Film That Won’t Be The Next ‘Twilight’
Thursday, March 24 by

‘I, Alex Cross’ will star non-teen heartthrob Perry. In fact, an image of Madea is a good romantic mood killer for people of all ages.

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Madea And Snooki Merge Into One Annoying Life Form
Wednesday, March 23 by

Scientists have combined “Jersey Shore” cast member Snooki and Tyler Perry’s Madea, so it can be stuffed into a rocket ship and blasted into the sun.

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Matthew Fox Will Start Killing People For Money
Thursday, March 17 by

‘Lost’ vs. Madea

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Janet Jackson Gets To Make A Movie Now
Tuesday, March 15 by

The Queen of the Malfunctioning Wardrobe scored a 1-picture deal with Lionsgate. I want to know how nasty it will be.

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Judge Reserves Right To Talk Down To Tyler Perry Fans
Wednesday, March 2 by

A Delaware judge overturned a ruling fining a theater for using a “condescending tone” in telling the audience to not talk during the picture.

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New Trailer Explains Why Madea Exists
Wednesday, February 9 by

I’ve always been puzzled as to how Madea is a thing. This new trailer for ‘Madea’s Big Happy Family’ answers that question. Note: the answer doesn’t give the closure you want.

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Tyler Perry To Play Alex Cross, Hopefully As Angry Fat Woman
Monday, January 31 by

Several distributors are considering the package and wondering, “I’d like a piece of that sweet, sweet Tyler Perry box office money, but is this really gonna work? Like, at all?”

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New ‘Madea’ Poster Far Scarier Than ‘Scream 4′ Poster
Monday, January 31 by

The poster for Scream 4 is old-school Scream-ish. The poster for the next Tyler Perry Madea movie is not.