Upon first viewing of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, you may not have noticed the rampant sexual innuendo employed throughout the films. The creators of this spoof, however, saw every filthy, deplorable instance of it. This video makes me feel dirty. In a mystical way. (BuzzFeed)

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