I bet they're playing a Journey song. Or Bon Jovi.
‘Big Bang Theory’ Renewed By CBS For At Least Three More Years
Wednesday, March 12 by

It’s been like eight seasons and not one of them has exploded yet. They’re toying with us.

Whoa. Is she like, 12?
‘Two And A Half Men’ Has A New Half-Man. And It’s A Young Lesbian. Shocking.
Thursday, August 8 by

Looking forward to the tasteful jokes.

Look into their eyes. Nobody wants to be there.
‘Two And A Half Men’ Renewed, Loses A Cast Member, And Will Never Die
Monday, April 29 by

Chuck Lorre is also winning.

Out of the darkest Ed Hardy shirt comes the daybreak.
‘Two And A Half Men’s Half-Man Issues Lazy Pseudo-Apology For His Comments
Wednesday, November 28 by

It was a “misunderstanding.” Oh.

The evangelist's body language suggests, "Tell me more, you big dumb baby."
Two And A Half Men Star Angus T. Jones Calls His Show ‘Filth’
Tuesday, November 27 by

A 19 year-old got disillusioned? That almost never happens!

7 Two And A Half Men Girls Who Had To Kiss Charlie Sheen
Monday, February 27 by Gregory Wakeman
Sheen is such a nice guy, he even gets his picture taken with people he thinks "suck."
Charlie Sheen, As We All Are, Tired Of Pretending Ashton Kutcher Doesn’t Suck
Friday, February 17 by

Tiger blood, and what have you.

I'm sure producers are wondering what they can do to bring the show up to Sheen's standards.
Charlie Sheen Is ‘Very Disappointed’ With The New ‘Two And A Half Men’, Chuck Lorre Weeps
Friday, October 21 by

Jon Cryer is doing everything he can, but it just doesn’t seem to be enough.

Real men or real assholes?
8 Idiotic TV Shows About “How Men Really Act”
Friday, October 21 by

So, that’s what men are like. Thanks, TV!

R.I.P. Charlie
9 Most Famous Sitcom Character Deaths
Monday, August 8 by

In honor of the death of Charlie Harper, here are nine more famous sitcom deaths.

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Here’s How Charlie Sheen Dies In ‘Two And A Half Men’
Monday, August 8 by

Warning: It’s kind of lame.

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Saturday, August 6 by D. Michaels

It’s one of the most popular TV shows in America featuring one of the most scandalous actors on the planet, but most people are surprisingly not all that familiar with…

TWO AND A HALF MEN
Details Revealed On Ashton Kutcher’s ‘Two And A Half Men’ Character
Wednesday, August 3 by

He’s rich and broken-hearted.

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Charlie Sheen’s ‘Two and a Half Men’ Character Is Going To Die
Monday, June 27 by

Something tells me it won’t be a hero’s death.

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Kimmel Jokingly Apologizes For ABC At The Upfronts
Tuesday, May 17 by

The gist of Kimmel’s stand-up routine was: our network sucks, but other networks suck too. So… give us your money?

Ashton Kutcher, Just A Little Excited
UPDATED: Ashton Kutcher Joins ‘Two And A Half Men’, Charlie Sheen Screams Into Webcam
Friday, May 13 by

Let the inevitable Twitter battle begin.

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Hugh Grant Walks Away From ‘Two And A Half Men’ Talks, Mumbles Affably
Wednesday, May 11 by

Hugh Grant decided that he and Charlie share a similar enough history as it is.

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‘Two and a Half Men’ Future So Bright, Cryer’s Gotta Wear Shades
Thursday, April 28 by

Winning, Tiger Blood, F-16′s, etc.

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WB Wants Everyone To Know That They’re Done With Charlie Sheen
Thursday, April 14 by

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but Charlie Sheen may have made statements that are hyperbolic/exaggerated.

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Charlie Sheen’s Kooky Catchphrase Tour Adds New US Cities And Canada
Thursday, March 17 by

The Insanity Express is starting to shape up. Sheen and his extremely frustrated lawyers have added 12 new stops to his one-man show across the US and Canada.

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Charlie Sheen Bringing His Insanity To Your Home Town
Friday, March 11 by

His touring one-man show is called “Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth.” I assume the tour is sponsored by Tiger Blood.

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John Stamos Does Not Care To Wear Sheen’s Bowler Shirt
Friday, March 11 by

John Stamos does not wish to be the highest paid actor on television. He’s got his own money, thank you. Money he earned through hard work, good hygiene, and laughing at Dave Coulier’s jokes.

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Rob Lowe’s Not Ditching ‘Parks’ For ‘Men’ Any Time Soon
Thursday, March 10 by

Rob Lowe ain’t goin’ nowhere!

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Maybe Rob Lowe Should Replace Charlie Sheen, Muses Charlie Sheen
Wednesday, March 9 by

Charlie Sheen has let it be known that he has chosen a successor.

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Sheen The Warlock Slays Evil Execs In New Weirdcast
Tuesday, March 8 by

In the new episode of his “Sheen’s Korner” web series, Sheen gave his audience what they wanted: craziness, somewhat higher production values, and more craziness.

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Charlie Sheen Replacement List: Who Is Sheen’s Next Twitter Target?
Tuesday, March 8 by

A few other actors who have a chance at “winning” a lead on “Two and a Half Men.” The list includes John Stamos, Martin Sheen and… Heather Locklear?

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Sheen Fired From ‘Two and a Half Men’, Cryer And Fat Kid Remain
Monday, March 7 by

In shocking and troubling news, Charlie Sheen has been fired from “Two and a Half Men.”

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Deciphering The Poetry Of Charlie Sheen
Thursday, March 3 by

Come with us as we decipher the poetry of Charlie Sheen. Winning.

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Chuck Lorre Is Out This Bitch
Tuesday, March 1 by

Chuck Lorre just quit the “pukefest that everyone worships” via a rambling, humorless vanity card. His style is consistent if nothing else.

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The Craziest Charlie Sheen Quotes So Far
Monday, February 28 by

From the morning talk shows, to TMZ, to E! Online, “Good-Time Charlie” has been regaling the common man with tales of his wondrous lifestyle, while at the same time, delivering violent warnings to his enemies.