Chuck Lorre is also winning.

It was a “misunderstanding.” Oh.

A 19 year-old got disillusioned? That almost never happens!

Tiger blood, and what have you.

Jon Cryer is doing everything he can, but it just doesn’t seem to be enough.

So, that’s what men are like. Thanks, TV!

In honor of the death of Charlie Harper, here are nine more famous sitcom deaths.

Warning: It’s kind of lame.

He’s rich and broken-hearted.

Something tells me it won’t be a hero’s death.

The gist of Kimmel’s stand-up routine was: our network sucks, but other networks suck too. So… give us your money?

Let the inevitable Twitter battle begin.

Hugh Grant decided that he and Charlie share a similar enough history as it is.

Winning, Tiger Blood, F-16′s, etc.

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but Charlie Sheen may have made statements that are hyperbolic/exaggerated.

The Insanity Express is starting to shape up. Sheen and his extremely frustrated lawyers have added 12 new stops to his one-man show across the US and Canada.

His touring one-man show is called “Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth.” I assume the tour is sponsored by Tiger Blood.

John Stamos does not wish to be the highest paid actor on television. He’s got his own money, thank you. Money he earned through hard work, good hygiene, and laughing at Dave Coulier’s jokes.

Rob Lowe ain’t goin’ nowhere!

Charlie Sheen has let it be known that he has chosen a successor.

In the new episode of his “Sheen’s Korner” web series, Sheen gave his audience what they wanted: craziness, somewhat higher production values, and more craziness.

A few other actors who have a chance at “winning” a lead on “Two and a Half Men.” The list includes John Stamos, Martin Sheen and… Heather Locklear?

In shocking and troubling news, Charlie Sheen has been fired from “Two and a Half Men.”

Come with us as we decipher the poetry of Charlie Sheen. Winning.

Chuck Lorre just quit the “pukefest that everyone worships” via a rambling, humorless vanity card. His style is consistent if nothing else.

From the morning talk shows, to TMZ, to E! Online, “Good-Time Charlie” has been regaling the common man with tales of his wondrous lifestyle, while at the same time, delivering violent warnings to his enemies.

John Stamos is being courted by Les Moonves to step in as Charlie Sheen’s replacement on “Two and a Half Men.”

Naturally.