Screen Junkies » Twins http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Thu, 18 Sep 2014 20:13:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Obama’s America: ‘Twins’ Sequel Will Star Eddie Murphy http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/obamas-america-twins-sequel-will-star-eddie-murphy/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/obamas-america-twins-sequel-will-star-eddie-murphy/#comments Thu, 15 Nov 2012 01:19:37 +0000 Jame Gumb http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=252033 At what price diversity?

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It’s been just over a week since Chairman Obama “won” his second term in the White House, but the dictator-in-chief is already hard at work radically altering the very foundation of this country in order to fit his Marxist ideals. In his latest racial engineering scheme, Kenya’s favorite son has directed his Zionist co-conspirators in Hollywood to tarnish the legacy of the beloved Twins franchise with a sequel titled Triplets. While details are scarce, Deadline is reporting that these “Hollyweird” libs will shoehorn Eddie Murphy into the cast as a long-lost brother in order to further promote their twisted agenda.

Book Of Mormon star Josh Gad and Ryan Dixon are now set to script the treatment for Triplets, the Twins sequel that will be produced by Montecito for Universal Pictures. Dixon will write the script. The film has Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito attached to reprise their roles as the mismatched siblings, and Eddie Murphy is attached to play the third brother. Ivan Reitman will direct.

The entire scheme would be laughable if not for the fact that it ruins the plot of the original film. As you’ll recall, Schwarzenegger played a genetically pure superman who was created in a lab, while Danny DeVito played his subhuman byproduct twin brother. The science behind the film only works if one twin inherits all of the sought after genes, while the other inherits all of the undesirables. Adding a third brother to the mix, regardless of his race, totally invalidates the entire premise. Adding a black man only adds to the confusion. At what price diversity, America?

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The Girls Who Drank Donkey Semen On ‘Fear Factor’ Are Kind Of Hot http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/the-girls-who-drank-donkey-semen-on-fear-factor-are-kind-of-hot/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/the-girls-who-drank-donkey-semen-on-fear-factor-are-kind-of-hot/#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 22:38:33 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=244133 Also, they drink donkey semen.

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Here are the two girls who chugged donkey cum (and urine!) on the now infamous unaired Fear Factor episode. Guess where they’re from!

GUESS!

Yup! These two hot twins willing to do disgusting things for money are from Florida. Weird, right? I would have thought maybe Connecticut or Colorado.

Brynee and Claire Odioso are 22 year-old’s from just outside of Tampa and were to be featured on a shelved all-twins episode of NBC‘s recently-resurrected Fear Factor.

Of course, we don’t care about their names as much as we do the fact that they drank an unholy amount of donkey ejaculate, so let’s talk about that for a moment, shall we?

In the course of the contest, they had to decide who drinks the jizz and who drinks the urine (probably like they’ve had to so many times in real life).

Claire got the jizz, which had been sitting out in the hot sun all day, and naturally decided to go after it with a straw. TMZ fails to disclose the size of the straw, but I’m guessing it was one of those wide-diameter boba tea straws.

Claire says the semen was bitter (Duh, Claire) and that it tasted like hay, which means that Claire might have some experience eating hay as well. She also said it was “a lot thicker” than the regular human male variety that she’s so familiar with.

The episode will likely never see the light of day, however, you can reenact the experience of hot girls on Fear Factor by going to a local yoga studio and forcibly shoving raw lamb kidneys down girls’ throats. But don’t fool them into drinking your ejaculate. I’m 90% sure that’s a crime.

Honestly, I would be really surprised if this is our last post about these girls drinking donkey spunk on Fear Factor.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Offered ‘Twins 2: The Twinening’? http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/arnold-schwarzenegger-offered-twins-2-the-twinening/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/arnold-schwarzenegger-offered-twins-2-the-twinening/#comments Thu, 05 May 2011 20:11:54 +0000 Joseph Gibson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=210720 Or maybe 'Triplets' with Justin Bieber.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has already decided on his next project – Cry Macho. But, according to a rumor that might be making the cast of “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia” a little nervous, he’s being courted for a sequel to Twins, along with co-star Danny DeVito and director Ivan Reitman. Here’s the quote, which apparently comes from an anonymous source:

“A Twins sequel Knowing Arnold, Danny De Vito and Ivan Reitman are all still in touch and want to work together again, Universal came to them about it. It’s a germ of an idea that could spread fast.”

Well, there you have it. Perhaps we’ll be getting a Schwarzenegger throwback twofer, if this and the rumored Terminator movie both make it into production. Better idea: Combine the two for a Twins/Terminator crossover, featuring a robotic Danny DeVito mowing down civilians until he’s stopped by Schwarzenegger. I’d watch that. (What’s Playing)

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