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A Guy’s Guide To ‘The Twilight Saga: Eclipse’
Friday, November 18 by

Our look at one of the four greatest Twilight films ever made.

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A Guy’s Guide To ‘The Twilight Saga: New Moon’
Friday, November 18 by

I watched this crap so you don’t have to.

Get used to this face. It never changes.
A Guy’s Guide to ‘Twilight’
Wednesday, November 16 by

Everything you need to know to fake a conversation about the film with a girl you’re trying to sleep with.

Taylor Lautner Cries Wolf Over Missing Trailer
Tuesday, August 24 by

Taylor Lautner is howling mad at an RV company for not delivering his trailer on time. Get it? I said "howling mad" because he plays a wolf boy in those awful movies. *sigh*

At any rate, Lautner is so distraught over the matter that he has filed a lawsuit against the company, McMahon's RV, claiming both "annoyance" and "emotional distress."
On the one hand, he allegedly paid $300,000 for the trailer, so I can sort of see his point. On the other hand, he paid $300,000 for a trailer, and someday he'll use it to bang more chicks than I will ever meet even though he looks like one of the rats from those old Quizno's ads. When I look at it that way, I'm more inclined to hope the trailer catches fire while the rich, pretty boy, crybaby is inside. (TMZ via Movie Line)

‘Twilight’ for Guys
Tuesday, July 6 by

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