This movie is lazy, even by Twilight standards.

The shittiest movie of all time gets an equally shitty sequel.

Being a father sucks. ‘Twilight’ makes it even worse…

You can sort through hundreds of articles, or you can read this piece in about four minutes to figure out what happened this year.

If you’re not going, all I ask is that you just be happy for those that are.

Advantage: ‘Underworld’

No sexting during ‘The Hungry Games’!

Maybe not “gay,” but certainly less straight than I was a week ago.

If trailers were accurate…

The fact that Hobo with a Shotgun isn’t going to win a single award is a god damn travesty.

And the next two were comic book movies from Marvel.

Stick a wooden spoon in your mouth before you even read this article.

Our look at one of the four greatest Twilight films ever made.

I watched this crap so you don’t have to.

These are 100% accurate depictions of what your favorite Twilight characters would look like in real life.

I’ve heard of biting the umbilical cord, but this is ridiculous.

Everything you need to know to fake a conversation about the film with a girl you’re trying to sleep with.

Don’t hate. Or do. Whatever.

Spoiler Alert: Bella and Edward play chess.

Everything you need to know to fake a conversation about Twilight…

We meant a computer virus, but I wouldn’t rule out the regular kind.

Tell everyone you’re there for the premiere of the new pornographic film ‘Breaking Dawn’.

I still don’t know what a producer does, but it surprises me nonetheless that Lautner is capable of doing it.