Not Taylor Lautner, though that would be hilarious.
Not every love story is black and white and perfect like "The Notebook", when you just know that Allie is going to end up with Noah. Sometimes life gets messy….
This movie is lazy, even by Twilight standards.
The shittiest movie of all time gets an equally shitty sequel.
Being a father sucks. ‘Twilight’ makes it even worse…
You can sort through hundreds of articles, or you can read this piece in about four minutes to figure out what happened this year.
Everyone has memorable moments of their prom. Some are good memories, while others sit with us like bad cabbage. Over the years there have been movies about proms that ended…
If you’re not going, all I ask is that you just be happy for those that are.
No sexting during ‘The Hungry Games’!
Maybe not “gay,” but certainly less straight than I was a week ago.
If trailers were accurate…
The fact that Hobo with a Shotgun isn’t going to win a single award is a god damn travesty.
Vampires quake in their velvet pajamas when confronted with 6 of the scariest movie werewolves to ever howl at the moon. Coffin groupies get left behind as the furry merchants…
And the next two were comic book movies from Marvel.
Stick a wooden spoon in your mouth before you even read this article.
Our look at one of the four greatest Twilight films ever made.
I watched this crap so you don’t have to.
These are 100% accurate depictions of what your favorite Twilight characters would look like in real life.
I’ve heard of biting the umbilical cord, but this is ridiculous.
Everything you need to know to fake a conversation about the film with a girl you’re trying to sleep with.
Don’t hate. Or do. Whatever.
Spoiler Alert: Bella and Edward play chess.
Everything you need to know to fake a conversation about Twilight…
We meant a computer virus, but I wouldn’t rule out the regular kind.
Tell everyone you’re there for the premiere of the new pornographic film ‘Breaking Dawn’.
I still don’t know what a producer does, but it surprises me nonetheless that Lautner is capable of doing it.
While the Twilight saga is actually known more for its sparkly vampires and dreamy looks, there are also quite a few great "New Moon" quotes that have come out of…
Here are some “Breaking Dawn” spoilers if you don’t have the time or patience to read the book. “Breaking Dawn” is the fourth book in Stephenie Meyer’s “Twilight” saga. It…