This guy loves playing crappy monsters!
Some Dude From ‘Twilight’ Will Be Playing A Modern Frankenstein
Wednesday, September 24 by

Not Taylor Lautner, though that would be hilarious.

6 Love Triangle Movies That Will Make You Change Your Relationship Status To It’s Complicated
Wednesday, July 10 by Sasha Moody

Not every love story is black and white and perfect like "The Notebook", when you just know that Allie is going to end up with Noah. Sometimes  life gets messy….

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Honest Trailers – ‘Twilight: Eclipse’
Friday, November 16 by

This movie is lazy, even by Twilight standards.

Ugh.
Honest Trailers – ‘Twilight: New Moon’
Friday, November 16 by

The shittiest movie of all time gets an equally shitty sequel.

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Twilight: Breaking Dads
Wednesday, November 14 by

Being a father sucks. ‘Twilight’ makes it even worse…

It's the four days every year where the worlds of comic books and hot girls collide.
Here’s What Went Down At Comic-Con 2012: A Wrap-Up
Monday, July 16 by

You can sort through hundreds of articles, or you can read this piece in about four minutes to figure out what happened this year.

6 Prom Movies That Are Infinitely Better Than Your Own Prom
Thursday, July 12 by Tony Dayton

Everyone has memorable moments of their prom. Some are good memories, while others sit with us like bad cabbage. Over the years there have been movies about proms that ended…

I'm sorry..what? Did someone say something? It's hot in here. It's hot, right?
6 Comic-Con 2012 Panels You Just Can’t Miss
Wednesday, July 11 by

If you’re not going, all I ask is that you just be happy for those that are.

She's got this.
7 Reasons ‘Underworld’ Is Better Than ‘Twilight’
Wednesday, May 9 by

Advantage: ‘Underworld’

You son of a bitch.
The Dumb Discussion Over Texting In Movie Theaters
Wednesday, May 2 by

No sexting during ‘The Hungry Games’!

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I Think Peeta Mellark From ‘The Hunger Games’ Is Making Me Gay
Monday, April 9 by

Maybe not “gay,” but certainly less straight than I was a week ago.

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Honest Trailers: ‘Twilight’
Thursday, March 22 by

If trailers were accurate…

And the Oscar goes to...
7 Oscar Categories That Should Exist (And Who Would Win Them)
Friday, February 24 by

The fact that Hobo with a Shotgun isn’t going to win a single award is a god damn travesty.

6 of The Scariest Movie Werewolves To Ever Howl At The Moon
Wednesday, December 14 by Frost

Vampires quake in their velvet pajamas when confronted with 6 of the scariest movie werewolves to ever howl at the moon. Coffin groupies get left behind as the furry merchants…

"Familiar is good," the studios chanted. "Familiar is good."
2011′s Highest-Grossing Films Were All Sequels
Monday, December 12 by

And the next two were comic book movies from Marvel.

Kristen Stewart's incessant twitching is probably to blame.
6 Films Besides ‘Breaking Dawn’ That Will Probably Give You Seizures
Tuesday, November 29 by

Stick a wooden spoon in your mouth before you even read this article.

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A Guy’s Guide To ‘The Twilight Saga: Eclipse’
Friday, November 18 by

Our look at one of the four greatest Twilight films ever made.

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A Guy’s Guide To ‘The Twilight Saga: New Moon’
Friday, November 18 by

I watched this crap so you don’t have to.

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If ‘Twilight’ Characters Were Real People (Gallery)
Thursday, November 17 by

These are 100% accurate depictions of what your favorite Twilight characters would look like in real life.

I've heard of biting the umbilical cord, but this is ridiculous.
PG-13 Sex And Vampire C-Sections: ‘Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1′ Is Unintentionally Awesome
Thursday, November 17 by

I’ve heard of biting the umbilical cord, but this is ridiculous.

Get used to this face. It never changes.
A Guy’s Guide to ‘Twilight’
Wednesday, November 16 by

Everything you need to know to fake a conversation about the film with a girl you’re trying to sleep with.

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‘Breaking Dawn’ Actress Kristen Stewart
Wednesday, November 16 by

Don’t hate. Or do. Whatever.

Spoiler Alert: This Movie Will Suck
A Gallery Of Completely Factual ‘Twilight: Breaking Dawn – Part 1′ Spoilers
Tuesday, November 15 by

Spoiler Alert: Bella and Edward play chess.

Everything you need to know to fake a conversation about 'Twilight'...
A Guy’s Guide To The ‘Twilight’ Characters
Tuesday, November 15 by

Everything you need to know to fake a conversation about Twilight

We meant a computer virus, but I wouldn't rule out the regular kind.
Nude ‘Twilight’ Stars Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart Will Give You A Virus
Monday, November 14 by

We meant a computer virus, but I wouldn’t rule out the regular kind.

Whatever you do, don't tell them that Twilight won't fill the hole in their lives - they hear that enough.
8 Things To Do While Waiting In Line For The Twilight Premiere
Thursday, November 10 by

Tell everyone you’re there for the premiere of the new pornographic film ‘Breaking Dawn’.

Moments later, he bit through his bottom lip and there was blood everywhere.
Taylor Lautner Surprises Us By Producing, Starring In A Gus Van Sant Film, Reading The ‘New Yorker’
Wednesday, November 2 by

I still don’t know what a producer does, but it surprises me nonetheless that Lautner is capable of doing it.

‘New Moon’ Quotes by Vampires, Werewolves, and Teenagers
Friday, October 28 by Bo Vandy

While the Twilight saga is actually known more for its sparkly vampires and dreamy looks, there are also quite a few great "New Moon" quotes that have come out of…

Sink Your Teeth Into These Breaking Dawn Spoilers
Thursday, October 27 by Amber Smith

Here are some “Breaking Dawn” spoilers if you don’t have the time or patience to read the book. “Breaking Dawn” is the fourth book in Stephenie Meyer’s “Twilight” saga. It…

Twilight Eclipse Quotes For Every Teenage Werewolf
Sunday, October 23 by E. Newman