What’s On TV Tonight: Monday, November 16th, 2009
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Tonight on Gossip Girl, uber-nutjob Lady Gaga cameos. I'll be so bummed if she doesn't wear her Kermit dress. CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

What’s On TV This Weekend: Friday, November 13th – Sunday, November 15th
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Easy on the eyes January Jones hosts SNL while murder on the ears Black Eyed Peas are the musical guest. CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!! 

What’s On TV Tonight: Thursday, November 12th, 2009
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Tonight is all about short, horny, crazy people. It's Verne Troyer Day!!!CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMPNOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

What’s On TV Tonight: Wednesday, November 11th, 2009
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Between The CMA's, CBS's comedy block, and Secret Girlfriend, tonight is all about hot chicks and fat dudes. CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

What’s On TV Tonight: Tuesday, November 10th, 2009
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Tonight on TV we have cavemen, criminals, and trustafarians. Evolution has not been pretty. CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC 

What’s On TV Tonight: Monday, November 9th, 2009
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Tonight on television we get a double-shot of Thicke.  CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

What’s On TV This Weekend: Friday, November 6th – Sunday, November 8th
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This weekend, Mad Men wraps it up and Taylor Swift hosts SNL. Kenan, get to work on your Fat Kanye.CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMPNOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC

What’s On TV Tonight: Thursday, November 5th, 2009
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A sexy vampire, racist puppets, the Rise Of The Machines, and the Fall of Buddy Lembeck. Tonight!CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC

What’s On TV Tonight: Wednesday, November 4th, 2009
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Tonight, Robert Downey Jr. in blackface, Man Vs. Food in over his head, and Elisha Cuthbert in very little clothing. CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC

What’s On TV Tonight: Monday, November 2nd, 2009
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Tonight David Caruso pulls a Zach Galifianakis and the New York Yankees earn their paychecks.CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMPNOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

What’s On TV This Weekend: Friday, October 30th – Sunday, November 1st
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Psychics, psychos, zombies, slashers, vampires, and chain-smokers abound in your Halloween Weekend TV Preview. CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC

What’s On TV Tonight: Thursday, October 29th, 2009
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Tonight's TV Preview is full of Halloween 'sodes. Including a haunted Office and Goths On A Motherf***ing Boat. CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

What’s On TV Tonight: Wednesday, October 28th, 2009
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Teen Wolf Pug commands you to watch these fine programs tonight. CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

What’s On TV Tonight: Monday, October 26th, 2009
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Tonight Shannon Elizabeth battles a gaggle of ghosts and Master P gives back to the community.CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMPNOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

What’s On TV This Weekend: Friday, October 23rd – Sunday, October 25th
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This weekend on television, MTV makes reparations while Mad Men builds up to its season finale. CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

What’s On TV Tonight: Thursday, October 22nd, 2009
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Tonight, Ludacris stops by Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory to discuss how all his songs aren't the same damn thing. CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC

What’s On TV Tonight: Wednesday, October 21st, 2009
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Tonight on The Douchebag Olympics (aka RW/RR Challenge), the five fingers have a matter of great import to discuss with the face.   CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP   NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!  

What’s On Tonight: Monday, October 19th, 2009
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Pete Doherty is like England's Outbreak Monkey in tonight's TV Preview. CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

What’s On TV This Weekend: Friday, October 16th thru Sunday, October 18th
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The imbroglio between Conan and the Mayor of Newark comes to a peaceful end tonight on The Tonight Show. Last thing we need is any more East Coast / West Coast violence. CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

What’s On TV Tonight: Wednesday, October 14th, 2009
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Nip/Tuck Season Six premiere, a Maurice Sendak doc, and more drunken yelling on the RW/RR Challenge. CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN AND PACIFIC!!!

What’s On TV Tonight: Monday, October 12th, 2009
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Tonight's episode of Heroes morphs into a Girls Gone Wild video and MTV airs the reality series starring real-life Final Destination victim, DJ AM. CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC

What’s On TV This Weekend: Friday, October 9th thru Sunday, October 11th
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Rosie O'Donnell, Dr. Dre, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, and the Parasaurolophus. All of your favorite retards are in this Weekend TV Preview.   CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP   NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

WHAT’S ON TV TONIGHT: WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 19th, 2009
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A sh*t ton of kids, explosions, muscular women, a boa constrictor, and clown tears. Tonight's TV Preview is my 12th birthday all over again.CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMPNOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN AND PACIFIC!!!

WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: TUESDAY, AUGUST 18th
Tuesday, August 18 by

Mr. Janus, Mr. T, and Mr. Kotter. Tonight's TV preview is very polite when applying monikers.CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMPNOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN AND PACIFIC!!!

WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: MONDAY AUGUST 17th
Monday, August 17 by

Messy homes, nudity, super-strength, and a man-eating catfish. Tonight's TV preview reads like a raucous meth binge. CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN AND PACIFIC!!!

WHAT’S ON TV TONIGHT: THURSDAY AUGUST 13th, 2009
Thursday, August 13 by

Death metal, explosives, corny jokes, and injections. Tonight's TV preview reads like a night in the life of Jackass star Steve-O.CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMPNOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN AND PACIFIC!!!

WHAT’S ON TV TONIGHT: WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 12th 2009
Wednesday, August 12 by

Blindfolds, bickering, shackles, mounds of snow, and serious daddy issues. All things you might find in Pamela Anderson's bedroom. Your TV preview begins now!CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMPNOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN AND PACIFIC!!!

WHAT’S ON TV TONIGHT: TUESDAY, AUGUST 11th, 2009
Tuesday, August 11 by

Whale extinction, stem cell research, sustainability, and Nicolas Cage. Tonight's TV Preview are all causes once championed by Jerry Bruckheimer. CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN AND PACIFIC!!!

WHAT’S ON TV TONIGHT: MONDAY, AUGUST 10th, 2009
Monday, August 10 by

The Jonas Brothers, Steve Harvey, Paul Giamatti and the return of Sgt. Slaughter. Not only are they all on TV tonight but they were also all in my dream last night. The recurring one where I lead a rag-tag football team to victory in the All-City Championship. Go Warthogs!CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMPNOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN AND PACIFIC!!!

WHAT TO WATCH ON ON TV TONIGHT: WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 5th, 2009
Wednesday, August 5 by

Bickering, big guns, bikinis, bad weather, and burning the %#@& out of your mouth. Tonight's TV preview makes use of alliteration!CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMPNOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN AND PACIFIC!!!