If you’d like to know absolutely nothing about what’s happening on the next and final season of LOST then watch the teaser trailer below. It’ll give you so much of nothing that you’ll be begging for more nothing. According to E! Online:

I’m hearing from Lost sources that every single shot of the first few episodes are so revealing that the producers have convinced ABC to NOT SHOW A SINGLE FRAME before the new season airs. No promo scenes, no photos, no nada! So you will be completely in the dark, but it is for good reason: The twists they’re planning are so good, you will WANT to be surprised. Trust me. Your mind gonna go kaplewey.

Alright, if the lack of information and footage is because they’re readying a twist that’s going to turn my world inside out than I’ll wait semi-patiently. But if Jenna from 30 Rock from last night has the inside scoop, than apparently the whole thing is Hurley‘s dream. 

Watch the teaser after the jump.

You may better know Tiffani Thiessen as Kelly Kapowski, Zack Morris‘ Polish, frizzy-haired main squeeze on Saved By The Bell, that is until that slut Stacey Carosi came into the picture. Well now she’s all grown up, taking sexy photographs to break free from her innocent image, and starring in White Collar, a fantastic new drama on USA. Seriously, watch it. For Tiffani and for your entertainment.

A word from Tiffani: “I learned how to smoke from Mark-Paul Gosselaar on Saved by the Bell. He’s the one who taught me, and we smoked together“

Tisk, tisk, Zack Morris. How did you expect Tiffani to resist your charm and stonewashed jeans when you peer pressured her into smoking with you? You’d think someone who narrated their life to an outside audience would know better.

Come on, just try the pics after the jump, they won’t hurt you, we promise.

Cast: Matt Bomer, Tim DeKay, Tiffani Thiessen

Synopsis: About the unlikely partnership of a con artist and an FBI agent who have been playing cat and mouse for years. 

Cast: Nathan Fillion, Stana Katic

Synopsis: A famous mystery novelist works with a bright and aggressive female detective to solve crimes.

Nathan Fillion finally has a hit that isn’t a cult hit!  Well Castle isn’t so much a hit as it is a procederial with a steady viewership.  Personally, I’m big fan of the show, and as always, Fillion flaunts his wit and impeccable timing.  In the clip he makes his former boss proud by donning the Captain Mal duster from Firefly while referencing Buffy, and a little Underworld thrown in there for good measure.  And all in under two minutes!  I’m sure Whedon is beaming in between frowns due to Dollhouse’s eminent death.