This wingman doesn’t even have to be a man. They can be a girl, a dog, or a team of speaking cockroaches. Whatever helps get you some action. Here are our nominees for the ultimate movie wingmen.

Randall ‘Pink’ Floyd – Dazed and Confused

Randall ‘Pink’ Floyd proved himself to be one of the ultimate wingmen when took on the cause of Mitch Kramer in Richard Linklater‘s Dazed and Confused. Not only did he save him from and endear him to bullies, he also got him drunk and high. As if that weren’t enough, he taught him the tools he needed to woo the girl of his dreams.

Jay, Dave, and Cal – The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Jay, Dave, and Cal banded together to do the impossible — get Steve Carell‘s Andy some ass. Upon finding out that the 40-year-old has never punched V-card, the trio behave as if his dick is their dick and do all that they can to get him in the game. They take him speed dating, crash bachelorette parties, and teach him the pick-up techniques he needs to nab Elizabeth Banks‘s hot bookstore employee, Beth. Of course, their plans come up short but you can’t blame the guys for trying.

Olive – Easy A

Olive is the best. She’s totally hot which means that when other women see you with her, you’ll pique their interest. Secondly, she’ll pretend to have sex with you and pass along the word that you made her squirt. This is ideal because the rumor mill will do the work for you while you sit back and play The Waiting Game. Or Fireball Island.

Hollywood’s nicest man is heading for a part of the world that is anything but. Tom Hanks has been cast in Triple Frontier, which takes place in one of South America’s most dangerous regions. And that really means something, considering South America has more than its fair share of dangerous regions.

The film, the follow-up from The Hurt Locker director and writer Kathryn Bigelow and Mark Boal, is an ensemble picture set in the notorious border zone between Paraguay, Argentina and Brazil where the Igazu and Parana rivers converge — making “la triple frontera” difficult to monitor and a haven for organized crime.

So far, Hanks is the only confirmed cast member, and I’m assuming he will play a law enforcement official. Also, there are rumors that the title will be changed to Sleeping Dogs. If these rumors prove true, could we be looking at the long-awaited followup to Turner and Hooch? We’ve got a possible cop, and the word “dogs” in the title, so all signs point to yes. (Coming Soon)