“Turkey Bowl … stars Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg as guys from football-obsessed towns who lead rival teams in an annual tackle football game for bragging and trash-talking rights.”

If that’s not enough for you, you can expect the football games to be “pack[ed]” with “fun cameos,” like the famous anchorman battles in Anchorman. So start jacking your prices up now, trident manufacturers and distributors of America. Now’s your chance. (Deadline)