True Blood Sex Scenes
Wednesday, July 27 by D. Michaels

“True Blood” is one of the sexiest fantasy-based television shows on TV (even if it’s premium cable), so it’s no surprise that fans keep begging for more extreme “True Blood”…

It’s in His Kiss
Gif Recap: ‘True Blood’ – I Hate You, I Love You S4E5
Monday, July 25 by

Wild sex dreams and the kiss you’ve been waiting for.

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The Rest Of ‘True Blood’ Season 4 Looks Craaaazy
Monday, July 25 by

Everyone’s killing or humping one another. Sometimes both.

Everyone’s Got Problems
Gif Recap: ‘True Blood’ – I’m Alive And On Fire S4E4
Monday, July 18 by

Amnesia Eric continues to amuse us.

A stranded model.
Gif Recap: ‘True Blood’ – If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin’? S4E3
Monday, July 11 by

We had no idea that Eric could smile.

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Gif Recap: ‘True Blood’ – You Smell Like Dinner S4E2
Monday, July 4 by

Were-panthers hopped up on V, and so much more.

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Anna Paquin
Thursday, June 30 by

Anna Paquin is the face of HBO’s ‘True Blood.’

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Gif Recap: ‘True Blood’ – She’s Not There S4E1
Monday, June 27 by

It’s that time again. We’re heading back to the decadent deep South and the small town of Bon Temps.

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Deborah Ann Woll
Monday, June 27 by

Deborah Ann Woll is one of those vampires we’ve been hearing so much about.

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HBO Picks Two Shows To Bring To Comic-Con, While Fox Hits The ‘Select All’ Button
Friday, June 17 by

HBO will be holding thoughtful panels on two shows. Fox will be just bringing out everyone who gets a paycheck from the network, star or not.

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Sookie Goes To Electric Fairy Land In ‘True Blood’ Clip
Tuesday, May 31 by

Fairy Land looks like a really high-end Olive Garden.

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‘True Blood’ Season 4 Trailer Brings On The Witches
Monday, May 23 by

Just like ‘Shrek Forever After’.

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‘True Blood’ Season Four Teaser Offers More Of The Sexy Same
Thursday, May 12 by

It’s been a while since “True Blood” aired, so if you remember it being a legal drama, this teaser will remind you it’s not.

True Blood Characters
Tuesday, April 19 by Anna Roberts

"True Blood," the popular HBO series about vampires, features an eclectic cast of "True Blood" characters with a long list of secrets, sins and vices. The show takes place in…

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Premiere Dates Set For Shows About Vampires And A Cranky Millionaire
Friday, April 1 by

Also ‘Entourage’

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Loud Macaws Are Delaying Quentin Tarantino’s Spaghetti Western
Friday, March 11 by

The “obnoxious pteradactyl-like screams” coming from Alan Ball’s “exotic bird menagerie” are making it really difficult for next-door-neighbor Tarantino to lift ideas from ‘Danger: Diabolik’.

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‘True Blood’ Season 4 Preview Features Dazed Shirtless Dude
Monday, March 7 by

The video says he’s “confused,” but really Eric is just pretending to be cool while girls ogle his shirtlessness via the YouTube. Yeah, whatever guy.

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Ashley Jones
Tuesday, March 1 by

“House” actress Ashley Jones isn’t the most recognizable actress, but she maintains a distinct, dedicated following, primarily among fans of her soap opera work.

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‘True Blood’ Tease Builds Expectations; ‘Game Of Thrones’ Looks Like A Queen Video
Monday, January 17 by

If these promos don’t help HBO pull in the ratings, they have a pretty cool at the very least.

10 Best DVD Releases May 2009
Tuesday, November 23 by Natalie Kuchik

The 10 best DVD releases of May 2009 is comprised of nine movies, and one HBO vampire drama. Horror, drama, and thrillers monopolize the genres of the  best DVD releases of May 2009….

Sesame Street’s ‘True Blood’ Parody Learns Ya Rhyming
Thursday, September 23 by

Why "Sesame Street" made a "True Blood" parody entitled "True Mud" is beyond me. I'm assuming it caters to moms who are familiar with the HBO series, and little kids whose parents have no problem exposing their spawn to vampire hate sex. That's progressive for a children's show.
Check out the video of "True Mud" after the jump. Then maybe after you can tell me what the hell True Mud is and why grouches require it. And if grouches do require it, why isn't Oscar THE Grouch the one asking for it instead of some Southern emo puppet?

‘True Blood’ Recap: Evil Is Going On S3E12
Monday, September 13 by

Previously on "True Blood," we found out that Sookie's part fairy. We found out Crystal's a werepanther. Jason promised to help Crystal save her crystal meth commune. Sam flashbacked on his life of crime and kicked Tommy out. Tommy broke into Sam's safe. Arlene attempted a mystical abortion (unsuccessful). Lafayette got Jesus into V. Jess got back together with Hoyt, who let her feed off of him. And Eric tricked Russell into the sunlight, (potentially) sacrificing himself to kill The King. Onto the season finale of "True Blood."
More after the jump…

Game On for HBO’s ‘Game Of Thrones’ Teaser Trailer
Monday, September 13 by

Good news for fans of epic fantasy and, or birds flying in slow motion. HBO has released a new teaser trailer for their epic fantasy series, "Game of Thrones."

The clip, which ran before last night's episode of "True Blood," featured your standard fanta-crap fare: men on horses, sword fights, a single hot chick with long, flowing hair. But it also contained a lot of slow-motion shots of a raven flying. I'm sure the raven has some significance, but I'm not going to look it up. That crap's for dorks, yo! And I'm no dork! I'll just check my fantasy football stats, instead. (Deadline)

Watch the new "Game of Thrones" teaser after the jump.

‘True Blood’ Recap: Fresh Blood S3E11
Monday, August 30 by

Previously on "True Blood": Sookie found out she's a fairy. Sam flashed back on a former life of crime. Eric prepared to go after, and probably get killed by, King Russell. Human kind reacted poorly to Russell killing a human anchor on-air. Arlene looked into mystical abortion. Jason admitted to Tara that he killed Eggs. Lafayette and Jesus dropped some V and had a shared vision of their voodoo relatives. Meth cook Crystal turned into a panther and broke into Jason's bedroom. Hoyt was attacked by Tommy in pit bull form and was saved by Jess. Eric made out with Sookie and then chained her up in his basement. Ok, on to this week.
More after the jump…

‘True Blood’ Recap: I Smell a Rat S3E10
Monday, August 23 by

Previously on "True Blood": Bill met with Sookie's dream friends. Sam curb-stomped Crystal's redneck father. Lafayette and Jesus took said redneck for help. Eric got permission from The Authority to ice The King. The King ripped out a newscaster's spine and basically declared war on humankind. Ok, on to this week.

We finally learn what Sookie is courtesy of Bill: a fairy (or well, part fairy). The gayest of all the mythological creatures. Apparently all the fairies were thought to be extinct thanks to vampires hunting them down for their sweet, sweet blood. Sookie wants to know if this is why Bill likes her, and he's like, "of course not" but we all know different, right? I mean, did you see how easily he pulled stripper tail a few eps back?
More after the jump..

‘True Blood’ Recap: Everything Is Broken S3E9
Monday, August 16 by

Previously on "True Blood," Sookie and Bill broke up. Crystal left her (possibly werewolf or shifter) meth dad and fiancé (two different people) for Jason. Sam took in his brother and kicked their mom and dad to the curb. Tara was having problems handling her recent Franklin trauma. Lafayette and Jesus got back together. The King tried to take Sookie forcibly (who was defended by Bill and Jess). Eric killed Talbot as retribution for The King killing his dad a thousand or so years ago. Sookie and Bill got back together. And now onto this week's episode…
More after the jump…

‘True Blood’ Recap: Night on the Sun S3E8
Monday, August 9 by

Previously on "True Blood," Sam helped his brother escape a vicious dog-fighting ring. Bill and Sookie tag-teamed Lorena, and not in a good way. Jason dug for info on Crystal. Sookie saved Bill's life by letting him feed on her and he went overboard and put her in a coma. Later, Bill saved Sookie from a really weird coma dream with a bunch of hippie fairies and then she freaked when she woke up and saw him.  The King (of Mississippi AKA Russell) and Queen (of Louisiana) saved Pam and then the King tortured the Magister until he married them, then the King cut his head off. And now on to this week's episode…
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‘True Blood’ Recap: Hitting the Ground S3E7
Monday, August 2 by

Previously on "True Blood," Bill's ex, Lorena, tortured Bill. The King proposed to the Queen and she accepted (with Eric’s help). Jesus found out that Lafayette deals V and was none too happy. Jason hooked up with new girl Crystal but then found out she's engaged. Sam found out that Tommy competes in dog fights. Tara bashed Franklin's head in. Sookie found Bill but was immediately caught, and then bit, by Lorena. And now on to this week's episode…
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‘True Blood’ Recap: I Got a Right to Sing the Blues S3E6
Monday, July 26 by

Previously on "True Blood," Jason hooked up with mysterious newcomer Crystal. Lafayette got a new boyfriend/stalker, Jesus. Franklin proposed to Tara. Eric found out that the King killed his Viking dad a thousand years ago or so. Sam and Tommy bonded, much to the chagrin of their white trash dad. Bill went to Sookie to tell her to leave, the King and Cooter followed and Sookie used her Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique on Cooter's face. And now onto "True Blood" episode 3.6, “I Got a Right to Sing the Blues.”

Apparently the hand trick can only be done once because the King drags Sookie and Bill back to his pad. Bill waits until they're safely back in the King's house before he stakes the King's bodyguard who turns into a pile of strawberry preserves.
More after the jump…

‘True Blood’ Recap: Trouble S3E5
Monday, July 19 by

Last week on "True Blood," Tara got abducted by Franklin and he brought her to the King of Mississippi. Sookie and Alcide went to a werewolf party where they found out the King is giving the asshole werewolves his blood. Bill joined the King, broke up with Sookie, and then ate a stripper with the King and his ex, Lorena. The Magister found Eric's V operation and Eric blamed it on Bill. Sam gave his family a place to live and his brother a job. Jason blackmailed Andy into making him a cop. That's basically the important stuff. This week I'm changing things up a bit so I don't have to constantly shift back-and-forth between plot lines. I'll do them in solid chunks, so realize that the recap that follows isn't necessarily the chronology of the episode. RECAP AFTER THE JUMP…