Christmas arrived last week for Tron Guy (aka Jay Maynard) when Tron: Legacy opened nationwide. Being the superstar that he is, he decided to call ahead to his local theater in Minnesota to inform them he’d be attending a screening. However, he was told that he’d be denied admittance if he came dressed in his Tron Guy unitard.

Tron Guy speculates that it was due to his costume being too distracting, as things that glow in the dark are wont to be. But I think we all know it was clearly because of his moose knuckle. I wish Jeff Bridges would invent this guy some Tron pants. (TMZ)