8 Movie Monsters That Look Like Gloria Allred

Wookie Johnson — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 21:55:13 +0000

With allegations of creepiness and unwanted genital touching swirling around Herman Cain, it’s certainly turning into a media circus. Of course, why should we focus on a terrible economy when we can talk about a sex scandal? The sex scandal involves sex!!

It wouldn’t be a circus without the clown mistress, Gloria Allred. The attention-hungry lawyer has announced she is representing one of Cain’s accusers. I’m not sure how seductively stroking a baseball bat will help the case but then again, I didn’t go to law school.

Many people groan at the sight of Allred, but they should be used to her by now. She’s been appearing in movies for years, right beneath our noses. See for yourself.

‘Troll 2′ Child Star Gets Shot At Un-ironic Fame

Joseph Gibson — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 23:04:29 +0000

Michael Stephenson achieved childhood fame in Troll 2, considered by consensus to be one of the worst movies ever made. And his performance in the movie got another surge of popularity due to the documentary about Troll 2 entitled Best Worst Movie. Now, in an inspirational 3rd act plot twist, Stephenson is getting some legit Hollywood work due to the attention the documentary garnered him – he’s directing a movie called Destroy:

“In Destroy, vampires don’t exist, but that doesn’t stop a well-intentioned would-be vampire hunter from leaving a trail of blood-splattered wooden stakes across Bavaria. But while he thinks he’s saving the world, he is mistakenly murdering sweet, innocent old men.”

Good to see he’s getting away from Troll 2-style schlock and doing some serious art. Just kidding, Mike, I wish you the best. (via The Hollywood Reporter)

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8 Movie Monsters That Look Like Gloria Allred

‘Troll 2′ Child Star Gets Shot At Un-ironic Fame