*But not as much as the rest of the world does.

It’s his footage, he’ll use it as much as he wants!

Robots.

Think you know a lot about ‘Transformers’? Well it’s time to put up or shut up.

Pics or didn’t happen.

While the letter’s tone may seem polite and deferential to the untrained eye, those in the know are able to read between the lines.

He’s taken extra steps to explode your mind.

Oh yeah. John Malkovich is in this thing.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is cool with Bay’s directing style.

We’ve got a new image of Shockwave. “Hey, One Eye, you think you’re so tough? How ’bout I transform into a giant middle finger, eh?”

We all knew it was just a matter of time.

Shia explains the Megan Fox/Michael Bay beef and how it’s cool when chicks take their clothes off.

Finally, a ‘Transformers’ video with Transformers in it.

Adjust your calendar that turns into a robot accordingly.

There are no Autobots or Decepticons, but there are Duhamel-borgs.

Can Autobots turn into Patrick Dempsey now?

They will be found. They must be found.

Various elements have combined to form a poster image for ‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon’.

Michael Bay doing what he does best: Making giant robots fight while Shia LaBeouf looks on helplessly.

Give peace a chance, robots.

“The Dark of the Moon Just. Got. Darker.” Universal Studios Marketing Department: I await your call.

Bay talks about the craziest action scene he’s ever filmed and why he’ll never work with Shia again.

Sorry, Godsmack. We’ll try to get you on the next one.

If you think Michael Bay movies are just mind-numbing explosion-fests, you’re totally right. At least, that’s what these screenshots seem to confirm.

So that explains where the title ‘Dark Of The Moon’ came from.

There are two types of people. Those who were let down by Transformers 2, and those who haven’t seen Transformers 2. Count Michael Bay as the former.

Check out his braided facial hair. Like many of our older bro’s, Sentinel Prime also seems to be a big Phish fan.

Michael Bay promised that Transformers 3 won’t feature any of the hokeyness of its predecessor. J/K, you guys!

Super Bowl ads, BYOG (Bring Your Own Guacamole)