"You're all hired."
Michael Bay To Cast Chinese Roles Via ‘Transformers 4′ Reality Show
Thursday, April 18 by

And that show will probably be sponsored by Pepsi.

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Michael Bay Might Throw Mark Wahlberg A ‘Transformers’ Bone
Wednesday, November 7 by

Hollywood’s new besties.

Trespassers will be shot on sight.
Michael Bay Will Direct ‘Transformers 4′ If He Must
Wednesday, December 7 by

As if there was ever any doubt.