He is back.

Did you know Rian Johnson’s Looper (2012) is actually a remake?

Sperm!

Don’t watch if you’re not prepared to have all of your preconceived notions rocked to their cores.

Just get it over with.

This is Batman, after all, he is allowed to tell a joke or two.

Honesty is the best policy. Especially when talking about giant robots from space…

Handsome men make the best superheroes.

I wasn’t Bourne yesterday. Sorry, I had to say that.

Without Farrell, that one guy who does all the voiceovers for trailers would have been homeless.

One of them bangs a sex doll. Take a look, why don’t you?

It’s like ‘Superbad’ meets ‘Can’t Hardly Wait’, only these guys aren’t total pussies about things.

’tis the season for creepy stop-motion children’s movies.

It was smart of the producers to cast Chris Cooper. People who like Muppets generally also really like Chris Cooper.

What’s another word for ‘depression’?

There’s a lot of stuff going on here. You best just take it all in and not ask any questions

Get it?

Jonah Hill is here to tell you that you CAN buy a championship, Old Timer.

If you think that these gentlemen are suitable to eff with, this trailer will dispel that notion VERY quickly.

‘There’s more to life than piles of food’.

Man, these penguins love to dance!!!

They should’ve called it ‘Justin Time’.

Just watch it, it’s cool.

The secret to orgies is to offer only light finger foods so people aren’t too full to bang. Learned that one the hard way.

You didn’t expect it to be better than the original, did you?

In case you thought there weren’t going to be lots of zombies killed in season 2…there will be.

In this one, they cheat death in a tragic accident, so death haunts them individually. Yeah, I know, I know.

The biggest mystery here is “Who found their footage on the moon?”