Screen Junkies » trailer http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Mon, 01 Dec 2014 17:49:27 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 ‘Jurassic World’ Teaser Trailer Takes You Back To That Cuh-Razy Island http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/jurassic-world-teaser-trailer-takes-you-back/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/jurassic-world-teaser-trailer-takes-you-back/#comments Sun, 23 Nov 2014 18:37:00 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=267615 Hopefully the opening scene is a dinosaur eating that annoying hacker girl from the first one.

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We don’t know much about the new Jurassic Park installment, Jurassic World other than it stars Chris Pratt, has dinosaurs, and takes us back to that island. Frankly, we don’t need to know much more than that, which is good, because this teaser don’t really do much to fill in gaps.

In fact, it doesn’t even have Pratt, which is fine, as long as they give us what we really want. Hot dinosaur action.

And it does.

The full trailer will appear on Thanksgiving day, giving us something to be TRULY thankful for instead of “our health” and “family” and all that crap.

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Here’s The Official Final* ‘Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1′ Trailer http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/heres-the-official-final-hunger-games-mockingjay-part-1-trailer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/heres-the-official-final-hunger-games-mockingjay-part-1-trailer/#comments Wed, 29 Oct 2014 23:29:36 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=266746 *If this turns out to be the actual final trailer, I will eat my own butt.

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Not really gonna sell this “final” trailer too much, because the nice thing about the Hunger Games and Jennifer Lawrence is that they pretty much sell themselves. We just provide them a forum. As you’ve probably gleaned from the 21,000 trailers since the Comic-Con premiere, we’ve got an angry Katniss leading a revolution against The Capitol. We’ve got a posthumous Phillip Seymour Hoffman making a heartbreaking appearance, and we’ve got Donald Sutherland being So. Upset. By. These. Damn. Rebels.

You’re going to see the movie. Maybe on opening night. Probably opening night. Go see the movie opening night. You’re not doing anyone any favors by being contrarian.

(THR)

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34 Million People Watched The New ‘Avengers’ Trailer The Day It Was Released http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/34-million-people-watched-the-new-avengers-trailer-the-day-it-was-released/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/34-million-people-watched-the-new-avengers-trailer-the-day-it-was-released/#comments Mon, 27 Oct 2014 18:50:25 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=266594 Meanwhile, your acoustic cover of Sixpence None the Richer's "Kiss Me" is holding steady at 31 views.

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The new Avengers trailer was leaked last week before it was supposed to air during an episode of ABC’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Getting proactive, Marvel thought the world would be better served with an HD version of the trailer, then put it up on its YouTube channel early.

Turned out to be a smart move. The channel alone accounted for 27 million of the 34 million views.

Oh, and if you, ya know, wanna actually see the trailer, just click here to get back to our article last week that has it embedded. No need to go typin’ in “YouTube” into your search bar when you can just click, right?

And we’re only reporting this news because it’s smashed the previous record for views in 24 hours, set by Iron Man 2‘s trailer. We’re really hoping we don’t have to get into the game of reporting how many people watched a damn trailer.

(Deadline)

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Kubrick’s ’2001′ Gets A Brand-New Trailer For Its 40th Anniversary http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/kubricks-2001-gets-a-brand-new-trailer-for-its-40th-anniversary/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/kubricks-2001-gets-a-brand-new-trailer-for-its-40th-anniversary/#comments Tue, 21 Oct 2014 15:17:51 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=266376 They should replace HAL's voice with an always-cracking-up Jimmy Fallon.

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It’s been a while since Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey came into theaters to melt audiences’ brains with a combination of experimental filmmaking and uber-bleak science-fiction. Actually, it’s been almost exactly 40 years. To celebrate the mark made by one of the quintessential science-fiction films of all time, 2001 is getting a re-release in UK theaters.

And to get everyone hip to THAT fact, a new trailer has been assembled for the film.

Take a look. There aren’t any wild changes, but it’s clear that there’s an emphasis on the more iconic points of the film. No surprise there. But it STILL doesn’t tell you that the first half-hour is basically a silent film.

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‘Bob’s Burgers’ Season 5 Premiere Trailer Reminds Everyone That ‘Bob’s Burgers’ Still Exists http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/bobs-burgers-season-5-premiere-trailer-reminds-everyone-that-bobs-burgers-still-exists/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/bobs-burgers-season-5-premiere-trailer-reminds-everyone-that-bobs-burgers-still-exists/#comments Fri, 03 Oct 2014 18:51:54 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=265763 Don't forget about 'Bob's Burgers', animation fans!

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Amid the hubbub of The Simpsons return to glory and its crossover episode with Family Guy, Fox and Bob’s Burgers would like to remind you that, hey, Bob’s Burgers is coming back, too. And to drive the point home, they’ve unleashed a trailer (via Vulture) that STRONGLY suggests a 1980′s-themed musical from our main man, Gene.

Bob’s, in classic cartoon fashion, has embraced musical pieces as a cornerstone of its premise. And it works out well, even when Linda is singing in shrill, tone-deaf, keyless shrieks. Actually, it works best that way.

The series premieres at 7:30 this Sunday night. Vegan and vegetarian options are also available.

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The Trailer For Disney’s Upcoming ‘Big Hero Six’ Looks Pretty Outstanding http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/the-trailer-for-disneys-upcoming-big-hero-six-looks-pretty-outstanding/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/the-trailer-for-disneys-upcoming-big-hero-six-looks-pretty-outstanding/#comments Thu, 25 Sep 2014 18:32:03 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=265508 Disney and Marvel...keep an eye on these companies. I think they're gonna be big.

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Disney hasn’t gotten near the acclaim that Pixar has since the two companies split, but Disney hasn’t exactly been sitting on their hands, and that’s perhaps most clear with the upcoming Big Hero Six, which takes a fascinating animation approach and couples it with some characters that are likable and pretty damn funny.

Anyone familiar with Big Hero Six, or it’s last trailer, knows that Beymax, the giant white blob robot, is the star of the show. But this trailer focuses a little more on Hiro, the human protagonist. And while he’s not as funny, he lends an emotional anchor to the movie the way we see in Pixar’s best.

Take a look.

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A Medieval Nicolas Cage Is An Entertaining Nicolas Cage In The ‘Outcast’ Trailer http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/a-medieval-nicolas-cage-is-an-entertaining-nicolas-cage-in-the-outcast-trailer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/a-medieval-nicolas-cage-is-an-entertaining-nicolas-cage-in-the-outcast-trailer/#comments Thu, 21 Aug 2014 15:38:38 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=264350 Keep wanting to type this as "Outkast." DAMN YOU, ANDRE 3000!

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If you’re tired of seeing Nicolas Cage in modern times and familiar environments, then the producers of Outcast have a little something they’d like to show you: the trailer for Outcast. In his China-set period piece, Nicolas Cage teams up with another wayward actor (Hayden Christensen) to fight China. Or for China. Something in China.

It’s hard to get past the hairdo and the grumbling to ascertain what’s going on here, but that’s just the hallmark of a strong Nic Cage film, isn’t it?

(Yes. It is.)

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You’ll Get A Teaser Trailer For Tarantino’s ‘Hateful Eight’ Before ‘Sin City 2′ Screenings http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/youll-get-a-teaser-trailer-for-tarantinos-hateful-eight-before-sin-city-2-screenings/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/youll-get-a-teaser-trailer-for-tarantinos-hateful-eight-before-sin-city-2-screenings/#comments Fri, 15 Aug 2014 17:14:48 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=264237 We don't have the trailer, and no one knows what's in. (waits for applause)

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Principle photography doesn’t start on the Tarantino‘s western The Hateful Eight until next year, but that’s not stopping the producers from putting up a teaser trailer to run before Sin City 2: A Dame to Kill For in theaters. Not only is the trailer not available, but it’s unknown what it will entail.

Further adding to the speculation is that it supposedly runs at 1:47, which is a fairly long teaser with no actual footage. Maybe it will be a QT rant. Maybe it’s just a clip of the shootout scene from Django. Who knows?

Anyway, if you don’t want to wait a year for the film, or nine months for the actual trailer, maybe go see Sin City? Eh, go see Sin City anyway. It looks good.

(A.V. Club)

 

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Netflix Gives Us A Filthy Trailer For Cartoon Series ‘Bojack Horseman’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/netflix-gives-us-a-filthy-trailer-for-cartoon-series-bojack-horseman/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/netflix-gives-us-a-filthy-trailer-for-cartoon-series-bojack-horseman/#comments Thu, 31 Jul 2014 15:36:52 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=263589 "Bojack? That's a beautiful name."

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In case you thought Netflix was just going the drama route with Orange is the New Black, House of Cards, and the like, I’ll have you know that they’re also making inroads with comedy. Very high-concept comedy.

Will Arnett, Aaron Paul, and Amy Sedaris have combined forces (and voices) to bring us BoJack Horseman, the story of a former celebrity horse whose day in the sun has passed and is now just trying to get through things one day at a time.

The subject matter seems to be exclusively R-Rated, so this probably isn’t one for the toddlers. But, hey, they get Dora. Let us have this.

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Kevin Smith’s “Tusk” Trailer Gives Us Justin Long With a Pedostache, Haley Joel Osment, and a Human Walruspede http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/kevin-smiths-tusk-trailer-gives-us-justin-long-with-a-pedostache-haley-joel-osment-and-a-human-walruspede/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/kevin-smiths-tusk-trailer-gives-us-justin-long-with-a-pedostache-haley-joel-osment-and-a-human-walruspede/#comments Mon, 28 Jul 2014 17:24:33 +0000 Jared Jones http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=263462 "A man is captured by a maniac and tortured, physically and mentally, into becoming a walrus." If that doesn't scream BOX OFFICE GOLD, then everything I know about the current state of cinema is absolutely correct.

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By Jared Jones

Upon retiring from Hollywood last year, Kevin Smith vowed that his days of directing throwaway efforts like Cop Out and Jersey Girl were gone for good. “I’m only ever gonna make a flick that only I would/could ever make,” said Smith, presumably before launching into his epic Superman Lives story for the umpteenth time and/or eating a burrito. His first “Post-Empire” effort (as Bret Easton Ellis might dub it) resulted in Red State, a scatterbrained horror/thriller that was a critical and commercial failure in almost every regard, but a firm kick in the balls of “the man” nonetheless.

At Comic-Con over the weekend, Smith released a trailer for his next independent effort, Tusk, which true to his word, is a movie that only he or maybe Tom Six could make. Why? Because Tusk is essentially The Human Centipede meets “I Am the Walrus,” starring Justin Long with a pedostache and Haley Joel f*cking Osment. The plot is as follows:

 A man is captured by a maniac and tortured, physically and mentally, into becoming a walrus.

If that doesn’t scream “BOX OFFICE GOLD”, then everything I know about the current state of cinema is absolutely correct.

I’ll be honest, though, this trailer contains just the right amount of “What the Fuck?” to intrigue me, despite the fact that it’s operating under the belief that a podcast journalist with a pedostache can pull in trim like Genesis Rodriguez. Plus, the trailer had me at “Michael Parks as a creepy old Canadian.”


“What do you mean we’re out of Kraft dinner?!”

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‘Hot Tub Time Machine 2′ Has Given Us A New Red-Band Trailer At Comic-Con http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/hot-tub-time-machine-2-has-given-us-a-new-red-band-trailer-at-comic-con/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/hot-tub-time-machine-2-has-given-us-a-new-red-band-trailer-at-comic-con/#comments Fri, 25 Jul 2014 15:54:08 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=263396 They exploit the future for personal gain, which is probably pretty realistic.

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In case you thought you were going to have to go through life with only film about a jacuzzi that breaks the space-time continuum, think again. At Comic-Con the producers of the film unveiled their newest red-band trailer, and, because we live in the information age, that means that 18 seconds later, it’s available online for every person that wasn’t able to to make it down to sunny San Diego.

It looks…good. As good as the first one. As bad as the first one? It’s a move about a time machine that takes people to the 1980s and is a hot tub, so you should know if you’re going to like it or not just based on that description.

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s with great awe and wonder that I present to you, Hot Tub Time Machine 2.

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Jake Gyllenhaal Is As Creepy As His Title Suggests In The ‘Nightcrawler’ Trailer http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/jake-gyllenhaal-is-as-creepy-as-his-title-suggests-in-the-nightcrawler-trailer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/jake-gyllenhaal-is-as-creepy-as-his-title-suggests-in-the-nightcrawler-trailer/#comments Thu, 24 Jul 2014 16:14:26 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=263343 Listen to him pitch his skill set in the narration of the trailer.

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The heartthrob Jake Gyllenhaal you know and love is no more. The new JG, the one starring Nightcrawler, is an ambitious weirdo fumbling to create a sense of purpose for himself. He does that by photographing crime scenes that he’s manipulated.

We posted a more quirky version of the sell a few days back, and now we’ve got the full trailer.

Not the most noble pursuit, but it sounds like a pretty strong premise, and he’s selling his character pretty damn well in this trailer.

Set up like a job interview pitch, Gyllenhaal narrates the trailer and talks about why he’s the right guy for the job, spouting off motivational jargon. It’s enough to make you want to take a shower, which seems to be the point.

Nightcrawler hits theaters October 17th.

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Is It Hot In Here Or Is It Just This ‘FIFTY SHADES OF GREY’ TRAILER? http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/is-it-hot-in-here-or-is-it-just-this-fifty-shades-of-grey-trailer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/is-it-hot-in-here-or-is-it-just-this-fifty-shades-of-grey-trailer/#comments Thu, 24 Jul 2014 15:27:19 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=263331 The time is now. After the waiting, all that time spent not reading the book, politely reporting on casting shakeups, we’ve got definitive proof that Fifty Shades of Grey is...

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The time is now. After the waiting, all that time spent not reading the book, politely reporting on casting shakeups, we’ve got definitive proof that Fifty Shades of Grey is coming our way, this Valentines Day. The proof is this sexy trailer set to a cover/remix of Beyonce‘s “Crazy in Love,” a song that’s now 11 years old.

Yup.

The trailer touches on only the broadest points of the story (reporter, sexy billionaire, f*cking) but it gets the message across. And after dutifully looking it up, because I assumed a movie this mass-marketed would be rated PG-13, it seems the producers are being a little more aggressive, giving us an R version and an NC-17 version, both of which better have lots of breasts.

Enjoy the trailer, you perverts.

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Apes Be Dawnin’ In The ‘Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes’ Trailer http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/apes-be-dawnin-in-the-dawn-of-the-planet-of-the-apes-trailer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/apes-be-dawnin-in-the-dawn-of-the-planet-of-the-apes-trailer/#comments Thu, 19 Jun 2014 17:02:32 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=262374 Which comes first: A dawn or a rise? I'm confused.

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After the epic disappointment that was the Tim Burton version over a decade ago, Rise of the Planet of the Apes served as a pleasant surprise that enjoyed more commercial success and far more critical acclaim. So, in keeping with the original run, they’re going to make a buttload of sequels.

Building on the first, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes shows those monkeys taking over earth, and it looks like pretty solid fare. Check out the trailer and just thank your lucky stars that Wahlberg isn’t involved.

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We Have Yet Another Trailer For ‘Sin City: A Dame To Kill For’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/we-have-yet-another-trailer-for-sin-city-a-dame-to-kill-for/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/we-have-yet-another-trailer-for-sin-city-a-dame-to-kill-for/#comments Thu, 12 Jun 2014 16:41:28 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=262225 They're back and as morally ambiguous as ever.

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It’s been a long time since Sin City hit theaters, and almost as long since we started hearing rumblings of a sequel to the Frank Miller adaptation. Well, the ensemble has been assembled, and filming has completed. We got a trailer a few months back, and now we have another one. Barring some sort of catastrophe, that means we’ll have Sin City: A Dame to Kill For soon enough.

August 22nd to be precise. Take a look at the trailer which features stars like Jessica Alba, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Josh Brolin, Eva Green, Mickey Rourke, Bruce Willis, Rosario Dawson, Juno Temple, Jaime King, Jamie Chung, and Dennis Haysbert.

Not bad.

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‘Dumber And Dumber’ Gets Edited Into A Touching Drama http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/dumber-and-dumber-gets-edited-into-a-touching-drama/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/dumber-and-dumber-gets-edited-into-a-touching-drama/#comments Thu, 01 May 2014 12:22:21 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=261372 In a world where two men, driving a sheepdog, leave everything they've ever known in pursuit of love...

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If you thought that Dumb and Dumber was a good film, but would have stood to drop some of that goofy nonsense and play it straight, we’ve got a trailer for you, weirdo.

Someone (we’ll just call them “the Internet”) recut scenes from the famous Farrelly Brothers comedy to make it appear as though it’s closer to Terms of Endearment than Ace Ventura.

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Peter Parker Gets Inverted For ‘The Amazing Spider-Man 2′ Trailer http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/peter-parker-gets-inverted-for-the-amazing-spider-man-2-trailer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/peter-parker-gets-inverted-for-the-amazing-spider-man-2-trailer/#comments Wed, 19 Mar 2014 18:15:07 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=260346 Let me guess, he's a misunderstood hero in this one?

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Fans of bombast and urban acrobatics rejoice! Andrew Garfield, dressed up like a young Peter Parker, returns for the final trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man 2, coming May 2 in glorious Imax 3D.

This time around, we will see the familiar (cinematic swoops through buildings, big falls, and 3D-friendly shots) and some new(er) villains in Electro (Jaime Foxx) and Henry Osborn (Dane DeHaan).

Let’s hope that this one is a winner, as it’s supposedly laying the groundwork for several Avengers-style spinoffs, and those things could get tedious if they start off on the wrong foot.

 

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Honest Trailers – ‘Twilight: New Moon’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-twilight-new-moon/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-twilight-new-moon/#comments Fri, 16 Nov 2012 17:39:41 +0000 Jame Gumb http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=252058 The shittiest movie of all time gets an equally shitty sequel.

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Part 2 of the Twilight Saga… New Moon features werewolves, shirtless dudes, terrible acting and even more stares.

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I Voted…To See Some ‘World War Z’ Footage http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/i-voted-to-see-some-world-war-z-footage/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/i-voted-to-see-some-world-war-z-footage/#comments Tue, 06 Nov 2012 15:48:16 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=251866 It looks a little to Brad Pitt-y and not quite zombie-y enough.

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And you can too. This is the first official video for the film, so we are in a hurry to post it even if it has some ET narration that is just truly awful. Watch it with the sound off.

And tuck your pants into your socks, there are zombies out there.

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Trailer For ‘The Evil Dead’ Remake Has A Trailer http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/trailer-for-the-evil-dead-remake-has-a-trailer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/trailer-for-the-evil-dead-remake-has-a-trailer/#comments Tue, 23 Oct 2012 21:40:29 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=251635 Cool it with the trailers for trailers, marketing people.

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Either Jane Levy is scared of  the footage or she locked eyes with a fan at Comic-Con. Either way. She’s sleeping with the lights on.

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Honest Trailers: ‘Prometheus’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-prometheus/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-prometheus/#comments Fri, 05 Oct 2012 17:49:31 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=251312 Okay. Simmer down. We did 'Prometheus'.

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Many of you were left cold by Prometheus. Ridley Scott took the hopes and dreams of millions of Alien fans and hugged them delicately before shattering them on the ground like a mock-sincere bully. Well, we’re not going to take that. Are you going to take that? I didn’t think so.

 The people have spoken and their voices were heard. And thus, we did something really nerdy with Prometheus footage. But mostly because we’re still pissed about Lost!

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Because We Hate You, Here’s Tyler Perry In The ‘I, Alex Cross’ Trailer http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/because-we-hate-you-heres-tyler-perry-in-the-i-alex-cross-trailer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/because-we-hate-you-heres-tyler-perry-in-the-i-alex-cross-trailer/#comments Tue, 26 Jun 2012 18:09:55 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=249377 Fun fact: By the time Tyler Perry's barber finishes cutting his hair, he has to start all over again, because two weeks have passed and the hair has grown out again.

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Well, this just looks like a really average episode of CSI, with lines like “He’s ex-military, judging by his tactics.” Further, every time I see the hulking Tyler Perry onscreen during this trailer, I momentarily fall into thinking that I’m watching a Chunky Soup commercial and not the preview for I, Alex Cross.

And every time I realize that I am not watching a soup commercial, a part of me dies.

In case Tyler Perry as a giant detective isn’t enough for you (YOU SICK BASTARD!), this clip also features Matthew Fox as a serial killer who also enjoys mixed martial arts.

I’m writing this piece as I watch the video piecemeal, because I can’t seem to handle the thing in one big chunk, and I’ve got a new favorite line. Disregard “He’s ex-military, judging by his tactics,” and introduce yourself to my new favorite, “I will meet his soul at the gates of hell before I let him take another person that I love from me,” immediately followed by the graphic “From Rob Cohen, Director of The Fast and the Furious.”

 

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Honest Trailers: ‘Titanic 3D’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-titanic-3d/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-titanic-3d/#comments Thu, 05 Apr 2012 19:25:49 +0000 Jame Gumb http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=247981 Save yourself three hours and just watch this honest trailer...

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Remember that stupid movie about a boat you hated back in 1997? Well it’s back, and this time, it’s in 3D. Somehow, this actually makes Phantom Menace 3D make sense by comparison.

Rather than shelling out $20 to fund James Cameron’s next submarine adventure, we suggest you just watch the Screen Junkies honest trailer, and see what Titanic 3D is all about without wasting another 3.5 hours of your life.

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Honest Trailers: ‘Twilight’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-twilight/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-twilight/#comments Thu, 22 Mar 2012 18:45:45 +0000 Jame Gumb http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=247682 If trailers were accurate...

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In honor of the Twilight: Breaking Dawn: Part 2 trailer, which I’m sure you’re really excited about, we decided to revisit the roots of the series with our own honest trailer for Twilight. And just like the real deal, it’s got everything you’ve come to know and love about the series: the incessant voiceovers, the prolonged staring, the statutory rape, etc., etc. Plus, it points out Bella’s inability to pour ketchup, which I was unaware of.

If there’s a tween-age girl you’re looking to piss off, be sure and forward her this trailer…unless of course there’s a court order that prevents you from doing so, in which case, don’t worry about it.

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Exclusive: The ‘Wanderlust’ Red Band Trailer Is Here http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/exclusive-the-wanderlust-red-band-trailer-is-here/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/exclusive-the-wanderlust-red-band-trailer-is-here/#comments Thu, 16 Feb 2012 18:00:34 +0000 Jame Gumb http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=245399 Watch it.

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Wanderlust, staring Paul Rudd and Jennifer Aniston, hits theaters Friday, February 24st. But, in order to hold you over until then, we’ve got the exclusive red band trailer, and it’s literally got something for everybody. If for some reason you’re not a fan of laughter, you’ll still be able to enjoy the naked breasts and implied bestiality. And let’s not forget the psychedelic drugs. See, something for everyone!

The Judd Apatow produced film (directed by David Wain) tells the story of a couple from New York who flee the city in search of something more. What they end up finding is a commune full of promiscuous hippies. Compare that to what the travelers found in The Hills Have Eyes, and I think it’s safe to say the Wanderlust characters really lucked out.

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‘Warhorsey’ Is Just Like ‘War Horse’, But With Poop http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/warhorsey-is-just-like-war-horse-but-with-poop/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/warhorsey-is-just-like-war-horse-but-with-poop/#comments Tue, 14 Feb 2012 20:03:47 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=245352 Now THIS could sweep the BAFTAs.

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If I’ve had one criticism with filmmaking of late, it’s that you never see characters go the bathroom. Seriously, you think Ethan Hunt can dangle off the world’s tallest building without essing his underpees? I doubt it, considering the amount of running around he does. I mean, he’s well-trained, but not that well-trained.

The guys at FilmDunk/Frotcast also take issue with that decided lack of realism, and so a fan has heard their call and cut together this trailer for Warhorsey, the horse that poops. It’s a more realistic approach to War Horse and solves the issue of what happens after Joey eats all that hay. Too bad that the original release didn’t handle this subject matter. Would have swept the BAFTAs, I bet. Now this is more like it. Now get to work on a Ghost Protocol recut with a turd streaking down glass. (FilmDrunk)

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Take Off Your Thinking Cap; Here’s The ‘G.I. Joe’ Super Bowl Teaser http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/take-off-your-thinking-cap-heres-the-g-i-joe-super-bowl-teaser/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/take-off-your-thinking-cap-heres-the-g-i-joe-super-bowl-teaser/#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 21:43:55 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=244298 Just imagine: The movie is ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY times as long as this trailer.

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Remarkably, I can save you some time by summing up this G.I. Joe: Retaliation teaser for you beyond what the trailer does. A Cliff’s Notes of the Cliff’s Notes if you will. In strict chronological order, the following occurs:

  • The Rock attributes a quote to Jay-Z.
  • Jay-Z raps (offscreen) the song that The Rock was quoting.
  • (Thousands of quick cuts of people stabbing, dancing, shooting, flying)
  • Bruce Willis appears.
  • Bruce Willis says, “Call me Joe.”

That’s it. That’s your trailer. If that sounds like something you’ll be interested in, the film hits theaters on June 29th.

Because there is absolutely nothing else to say about this trailer, I will spend the rest of this article listing G.I. Joe characters I remember from childhood, without the aid of any sources.

  • Duke
  • Cobra Commander
  • Skid Mark
  • Sgt. Slaughter
  • Trixie
  • Willem
  • Gandolf
  • Mildred
  • Copernicus
  • Shockwave
  • Bumblebee

I’ll be honest. I blanked after Sgt. Slaughter.

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Cold Winds Are Rising: ‘Game Of Thrones’ Teaser Trailer http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/cold-winds-are-rising-game-of-thrones-teaser-trailer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/cold-winds-are-rising-game-of-thrones-teaser-trailer/#comments Mon, 12 Dec 2011 07:18:09 +0000 Jame Gumb http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=239438 The bitch is back.

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Tonight, for a brief moment, I was saddened by the fact that season two of Boardwalk Empire was drawing to a close. But as much as I love the show, the new teaser trailer for the second season of Game of Thrones made me forget all about Nucky Thompson and his prohibition-ear cronies. After all, bootlegging gangsters don’t hold a candle to knights, White Walkers, and newly hatched dragons.

Upon rereading that last sentence, I finally understand why I didn’t get laid until my late 20′s.

At any rate, the trailer features a voice over from a new character, Stannis Baratheon, rightful heir to the Iron Throne. It also features all your old favorites, as well as your least favorite, Joffrey. However, the clip featured no exposed breasts, which seems to be a drastic departure from season one. Watch for yourself.

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‘The Three Stooges’ Trailer Is Exactly What We Thought It Would Be, Yet Somehow Still Disappointing http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/the-three-stooges-trailer-is-exactly-what-we-thought-it-would-be-yet-somehow-still-disappointing/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/the-three-stooges-trailer-is-exactly-what-we-thought-it-would-be-yet-somehow-still-disappointing/#comments Wed, 07 Dec 2011 19:36:01 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=239079 *Sigh* What were you expecting?

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Whatever thin premises guide the Farrelly Brothers’ adaptation of The Three Stooges are lost in this 90-second trailer, but there’s plenty of physical comedy, true to the original. Not much else can be said about the clip, except that it’s got a steady stream of strange cameos, and it is set in modern times.

Though I’m not Stooges expert, the lead performances seem to run from good to great in their adherence to the source material. And the Farelly’s smartly busted the film up into three 30-minute segments to prevent fatigue from a dragging plot.

Despite those steps, the film just looks like a dud. Perhaps if I had a couple kids and wanted to veer away from the standard animated fare, I would take them to see this film, but I think that the whole concept of The Three Stooges just doesn’t appeal to the past couple generations. So there goes about 60% of film audiences.

Maybe I’m wrong, and people will appreciate the throwback and attention to detail, but it’s been my experience that most audiences don’t “appreciate” shit. This isn’t their type of dumb physical comedy. My hope was that the Farrelly’s would bring their irreverent humor of bygone films like Dumb and Dumber to this gig, but they seem hell bent on sticking to the old formula, save for some very bizarre cameos.

Anyway. Watch the trailer, and, who knows, if you’re also not seeing The Three Stooges on opening night, maybe we’ll run into each other.

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Squirrel Girl? 9 Marvel Heroes You Won’t See In ‘The Avengers’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/squirrel-girl-9-marvel-heroes-you-won%e2%80%99t-see-in-the-avengers/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/squirrel-girl-9-marvel-heroes-you-won%e2%80%99t-see-in-the-avengers/#comments Thu, 13 Oct 2011 15:10:47 +0000 Archibald Bayou III http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=232297 Sadly, I don't think we'll be seeing "Squirrel Girl" on the silver screen.

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On Tuesday, Marvel Studios released the new trailer for their May 2012 epic, The Avengers. I was very excited to see footage of heroes like Captain America Iron Man Thor, and Hul fighting side by side, and I couldn’t help but wonder who will be added to the team as the franchise expands. Classic Avengers already on board include Black Widow and Hawkeye, and hopefully sequels could include Ant-Man, Wasp or Vision. There are some Avengers who you probably won’t be seeing, however. Along with the A-list the Avengers roster includes some characters that have been licensed out to other studios, some who haven’t aged so well, and some who are just too lame to make the leap to the big screen. Here are 9 Avengers who you won’t be seeing in The Avengers: Part 2… or 3… or 4.

Swordsman

One of the early “New” Avengers brought into the series during the late ’60s, Swordsman didn’t have a lengthy career with the team. In fact, he promptly quit, later rejoined, and was killed off in about 20 issues. Along with a crappy costume, even by 1960′s standards, Swordsman brought with him a power set that included… sword play. There were subsequent heroes to go by the name Swordsman as the years went on, but none of them lasted very long. Thank God.

Rage

Rage was a 13-year-old kid who, after being doused in toxic waste, morphed into a super strong 30-something. In addition to having the least thought out origin in history, his costume was a true artifact of the 1990′s. Rage was kicked off the Avengers when they discovered he was only a minor. Plus, the toxic waste thing probably creeped them all out.

Wonder Man

Wonder Man is actually fairly popular amongst Avengers fans, and has had a long and colorful history with the team. But the poor guy would have trouble being taken seriously by film fans for one key reason: his name. For the general public, the only “Wonder” superhero is DC‘s Wonder Woman, and any character with a similar moniker is only going to come off as derivative, even if his powers and origins have nothing to do with hers. Maybe they should change his name to something more distinct. How about “Glowing Red Eyes Flying Guy”? That’s yours for free, Marvel. You’re welcome.

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