All these years and they still haven’t been able to create friendly dinosaurs. Ridiculous.
The force has been awakened! We react to the release of our biggest look at Star Wars: Episode VII yet!!
Do you really need to tap us on the shoulder for every little development? Just make your damn comic book movie.
It’s light on plot, but it’s got “dramedy” written all over it.
If you’re the type of person that pays for tickets to movies to see a trailer, this is huge news for you.
Rushing or dragging? RUSHING OR DRAGGING?
Costarring a very tight mock turtleneck.
It’s pretty dramatic for community college.
Someone put a bullet in this franchise already.
Getting beaten up by a blind lawyer can’t be good for criminals’ self-esteem.
The Super Bowl offers a little bit of something for everyone.
Ok. I’m ready for the premiere now. In *sigh* two and a half months.
WHY MORGAN FREEMAN. WHY?!
Yup, he says, “I’ll be back.”
Maybe the week? Certainly through lunch.
Maybe it’s time McCarthy and Feig see other people?
No one does sci-fi quite like Blomkamp.
Can I get a HELL YEAH, BROS!!! (*funnels Goldschlager*)
The future is weird, and a little gimmick-y.
For the average moviegoer seeking a 90-minute escape from reality and maybe a few CGIsplosions, there are few phrases more terrifying than “Written and directed by Terrence Malick.”
This one looks good. Pixar does well for itself when it goes “smart.”
Hopefully the opening scene is a dinosaur eating that annoying hacker girl from the first one.
*If this turns out to be the actual final trailer, I will eat my own butt.
Meanwhile, your acoustic cover of Sixpence None the Richer’s “Kiss Me” is holding steady at 31 views.
They should replace HAL’s voice with an always-cracking-up Jimmy Fallon.
Don’t forget about ‘Bob’s Burgers’, animation fans!
Disney and Marvel…keep an eye on these companies. I think they’re gonna be big.
Keep wanting to type this as “Outkast.” DAMN YOU, ANDRE 3000!
We don’t have the trailer, and no one knows what’s in. (waits for applause)