Hopefully the opening scene is a dinosaur eating that annoying hacker girl from the first one.
*If this turns out to be the actual final trailer, I will eat my own butt.
Meanwhile, your acoustic cover of Sixpence None the Richer’s “Kiss Me” is holding steady at 31 views.
They should replace HAL’s voice with an always-cracking-up Jimmy Fallon.
Don’t forget about ‘Bob’s Burgers’, animation fans!
Disney and Marvel…keep an eye on these companies. I think they’re gonna be big.
Keep wanting to type this as “Outkast.” DAMN YOU, ANDRE 3000!
We don’t have the trailer, and no one knows what’s in. (waits for applause)
“Bojack? That’s a beautiful name.”
“A man is captured by a maniac and tortured, physically and mentally, into becoming a walrus.” If that doesn’t scream BOX OFFICE GOLD, then everything I know about the current state of cinema is absolutely correct.
They exploit the future for personal gain, which is probably pretty realistic.
Listen to him pitch his skill set in the narration of the trailer.
The time is now. After the waiting, all that time spent not reading the book, politely reporting on casting shakeups, we’ve got definitive proof that Fifty Shades of Grey is…
Which comes first: A dawn or a rise? I’m confused.
They’re back and as morally ambiguous as ever.
In a world where two men, driving a sheepdog, leave everything they’ve ever known in pursuit of love…
Let me guess, he’s a misunderstood hero in this one?
The shittiest movie of all time gets an equally shitty sequel.
It looks a little to Brad Pitt-y and not quite zombie-y enough.
Cool it with the trailers for trailers, marketing people.
Okay. Simmer down. We did ‘Prometheus’.
Fun fact: By the time Tyler Perry’s barber finishes cutting his hair, he has to start all over again, because two weeks have passed and the hair has grown out again.
Save yourself three hours and just watch this honest trailer…
If trailers were accurate…
Now THIS could sweep the BAFTAs.
Just imagine: The movie is ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY times as long as this trailer.
The bitch is back.
*Sigh* What were you expecting?
Sadly, I don’t think we’ll be seeing “Squirrel Girl” on the silver screen.